I am trapped in my own home

[Ardiles]

I'm waiting for this to go national.

[suttonred]

I have photographic evidence it's still there! A webcam aimed at it and broadcasting swindon's shame is an excellent idea

Go and move it for her. I reckon you'd get a shag out of it.

[LucienSanchez]

And she's probably closer to his age than his current missus...

[Bennett]

Technically true mulley..

This irked me at work so I have the following comments:
if she needs to leave the house in order to eat, get home delivery, she's bound to be in unless she's sobbing and looking disconsolately at the offending mattress
If she can make it to the alleyway just go feral and eat whatever she can get from the trees

No one needs to leave the house in this day and age. If you can't work a computer in order to get goods delivered maybe it's just natural selection?

[Barry Scott]

Go and move it for her. I reckon you'd get a shag out of it.

Move it so it leans against her back gate. That'll learn her.

I've just remembered. I have 2 matresses in my garage that are doing nothing. Looks like a handy place to dump them.

[chalkies_shorts]

or she could eat the fucking mattress

[tans]

That alleyway looks like its falling apart, eg bricks on the path etc.

Cant be good for the tyres on the mobility tuk tuk!

[LucienSanchez]

ME isn't a real illness anyway...

[cavpete]

couldn't she just go out the front fucking door lazy bint

[joteddyred]

So how has she been getting out of the house to get into a taxi or dial a ride?  Are they lifting her over the bloody mattress.  If she can't move it herself, surely there's a neighbour or a family member that could or what about the Advertiser reporting crew that went round there?  or the taxi driver or something? Absolutely bloody pathetic!

[suttonred]

or she could eat the fucking mattress

Probably full up. Looks like she's eaten a couple for breakfast.

[nochee]

It would be ace if a tramp was found asleep on it one morning and he refused to budge after claiming squatters rights

[Barry Scott]

So how has she been getting out of the house to get into a taxi or dial a ride?  Are they lifting her over the bloody mattress.  If she can't move it herself, surely there's a neighbour or a family member that could or what about the Advertiser reporting crew that went round there?  or the taxi driver or something? Absolutely bloody pathetic!

That's quite funny. I was thinking at least a neighbour of friend could, but it's funnier to know the Adver went round, got a picture or this poor stranded woman and then fucked off. I suspect it's more likely that between her and the Adver they decided it best remain for propaganda's sake, because she's clearly far from trapped.

The picture of her is very funny. "Woman's never-say-die attitude, extinguished by insurmountable 6" mattress in alley."

[luckyluke699]

Just for a second I thought it was April 1st... 

[Bennett]

I can confirm it's still there