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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 09:04:00 »

I'm waiting for this to go national.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 09:44:27 »

I have photographic evidence it's still there! A webcam aimed at it and broadcasting swindon's shame is an excellent idea

Go and move it for her. I reckon you'd get a shag out of it.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 09:52:06 »

And she's probably closer to his age than his current missus...
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 10:23:10 »

Technically true mulley..

This irked me at work so I have the following comments:
if she needs to leave the house in order to eat, get home delivery, she's bound to be in unless she's sobbing and looking disconsolately at the offending mattress
If she can make it to the alleyway just go feral and eat whatever she can get from the trees

No one needs to leave the house in this day and age. If you can't work a computer in order to get goods delivered maybe it's just natural selection?
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 10:46:25 »

Go and move it for her. I reckon you'd get a shag out of it.

Move it so it leans against her back gate. That'll learn her.

I've just remembered. I have 2 matresses in my garage that are doing nothing. Looks like a handy place to dump them.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 11:19:02 »

or she could eat the fucking mattress
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 11:20:45 »

That alleyway looks like its falling apart, eg bricks on the path etc.

Cant be good for the tyres on the mobility tuk tuk!
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 12:24:55 »

ME isn't a real illness anyway...
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:45:24 »

couldn't she just go out the front fucking door lazy bint
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:47:50 »

So how has she been getting out of the house to get into a taxi or dial a ride?  Are they lifting her over the bloody mattress.  If she can't move it herself, surely there's a neighbour or a family member that could or what about the Advertiser reporting crew that went round there?  or the taxi driver or something? Absolutely bloody pathetic!
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:51:35 »

or she could eat the fucking mattress

Probably full up. Looks like she's eaten a couple for breakfast.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:53:24 »

It would be ace if a tramp was found asleep on it one morning and he refused to budge after claiming squatters rights
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 14:09:38 »

So how has she been getting out of the house to get into a taxi or dial a ride?  Are they lifting her over the bloody mattress.  If she can't move it herself, surely there's a neighbour or a family member that could or what about the Advertiser reporting crew that went round there?  or the taxi driver or something? Absolutely bloody pathetic!

That's quite funny. I was thinking at least a neighbour of friend could, but it's funnier to know the Adver went round, got a picture or this poor stranded woman and then fucked off. I suspect it's more likely that between her and the Adver they decided it best remain for propaganda's sake, because she's clearly far from trapped.

The picture of her is very funny. "Woman's never-say-die attitude, extinguished by insurmountable 6" mattress in alley."
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 14:49:09 »

Just for a second I thought it was April 1st...  Hmmm
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:24:06 »

I can confirm it's still there
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