LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:27:46 » |
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Brilliant... have you got anything to contribute to the pile?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bennett
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:55:15 » |
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Just my scorn
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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tans
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:58:37 » |
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Take a shit on it
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Spencer_White
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:37:33 » |
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Iv got a sofa to get rid of and now I know where to put it.
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:57:51 » |
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Just phoned my Mum and she knows her - she said she is the most difficult and neurotic person she knows. I can't say that comes across  Brilliant. |
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joteddyred
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:05:42 » |
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I can confirm it's still there
Seriously? Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere! |
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chalkies_shorts
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:11:12 » |
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or carrying her over the mattress if you can resist the temptation of shaking her bones on it.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:12:01 » |
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Seriously? Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!
I don't think that would be in the spirit of this thread though, would it?  |
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Batch
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:12:59 » |
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Seriously? Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!
I would imagine she is the type to insist the council and only the council can remove it. |
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joteddyred
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:17:59 » |
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I don't think that would be in the spirit of this thread though, would it? Not in the slightest. It would be far funnier if Bennett or anyone else in the vicinity added other items to the mattress!  |
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Benzel
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:05:58 » |
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I think you should turn it on it's side.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:27:42 » |
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If someone's got a van I have 2 mattresses in my garage and an old cabinet. If someone feels like starting a pile for the old girl, I'd be more than happy to donate.
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leefer
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:32:59 » |
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You mean like a mattress mountain.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:58:20 » |
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What's the most recent confirmed sighting then?
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leefer
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 22:02:57 » |
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