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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:27:46 »

Brilliant... have you got anything to contribute to the pile?
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:55:15 »

Just my scorn
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:58:37 »

Take a shit on it
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Spencer_White

« Reply #33 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:37:33 »

Iv got a sofa to get rid of and now I know where to put it.
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:57:51 »

Just phoned my Mum and she knows her - she said she is the most difficult and neurotic person she knows. I can't say that comes across 

Brilliant.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:05:42 »

I can confirm it's still there

Seriously?  Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:11:12 »

or carrying her over the mattress if you can resist the temptation of shaking her bones on it.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:12:01 »

Seriously?  Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!

I don't think that would be in the spirit of this thread though, would it?

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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:12:59 »

Seriously?  Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!

I would imagine she is the type to insist the council and only the council can remove it.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 20:17:59 »

I don't think that would be in the spirit of this thread though, would it?

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Not in the slightest.  It would be far funnier if Bennett or anyone else in the vicinity added other items to the mattress!  Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:05:58 »

I think you should turn it on it's side.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:27:42 »

If someone's got a van I have 2 mattresses in my garage and an old cabinet. If someone feels like starting a pile for the old girl, I'd be more than happy to donate.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:32:59 »

You mean like a mattress mountain.
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flammableBen

« Reply #43 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:58:20 »

What's the most recent confirmed sighting then?
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 22:02:57 »

http://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/old-mattress-by-Robyn_Gallagher.jpg

Postman whinges he can't get to the letter box.......in Bedford i think.
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