I once put a broken lawnmower out the front of my house, in prep to take it down the tip. The next morning it had vanished, job done I thought, thank fuck for the local scavs. 3 days later it bloody reappeared, since when did Theft come with a fucking warranty?
Couldn't someone scrub together a bit of an obstacle course down the alley? Just sufficient so that she can get through, but hard enough to create some great spectator moments if her scooter skills aren't up to much.
This made me laugh so hard I poked myself in the eye with my fucking pen.