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« Reply #60 on: Monday, July 11, 2011, 21:46:44 »

I once put a broken lawnmower out the front of my house, in prep to take it down the tip.  The next morning it had vanished, job done I thought, thank fuck for the local scavs.  3 days later it bloody reappeared, since when did Theft come with a fucking warranty?

Couldn't someone scrub together a bit of an obstacle course down the alley?  Just sufficient so that she can get through, but hard enough to create some great spectator moments if her scooter skills aren't up to much.
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« Reply #61 on: Monday, July 11, 2011, 21:56:35 »

pics or GTFO. Cheesy
twat. it was dark
i'll get one tomorrow morning
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And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #62 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 12:34:28 »

Has it been moved yet?  Cheesy
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« Reply #63 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 12:37:57 »

I once put a broken lawnmower out the front of my house, in prep to take it down the tip.  The next morning it had vanished, job done I thought, thank fuck for the local scavs.  3 days later it bloody reappeared, since when did Theft come with a fucking warranty?

Couldn't someone scrub together a bit of an obstacle course down the alley?  Just sufficient so that she can get through, but hard enough to create some great spectator moments if her scooter skills aren't up to much.

This made me laugh so hard I poked myself in the eye with my fucking pen.
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« Reply #64 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 12:44:12 »

Seriously?  Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!

He'd probably get done for theft  Smiley
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« Reply #65 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 16:04:07 »

  You guys are sick, sick, sick, SICK, FUCKING PUERILE SICK. Haven't you got anything better to do, poor fat lady, stuck in her own home. I suppose this thread comes under the "80% Bollocks" section.

Thank you once again.
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 16:45:10 »

This made me laugh so hard I poked myself in the eye with my fucking pen.
Obviously not hard enough.
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, August 16, 2013, 16:45:30 »

I bet it smells of piss . . .

. . .  and the mattress dont look too good, either
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