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« Reply #23625 on: Thursday, June 11, 2020, 21:55:29 »

The missus has a Amazon Prime account which I also use. Couple of times now she has gone on line to order something and it says a certain delivery date, then I go on, look at the same item and it suggests they can deliver to me a few days earlier. Example last night she wanted something and it said delivery for her was next Tuesday, I looked at same and it comes for me this Saturday!

Downside is I end up paying for the things as I order them!

Just send her the invoice  Wink
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« Reply #23626 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 00:00:45 »

 

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« Reply #23627 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 00:09:26 »


I have a feeling the "gentleman was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.  Wink
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« Reply #23628 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 08:36:46 »


Wasn't that the fella out of gangs of London?
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« Reply #23629 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 10:01:51 »

Just send her the invoice  Wink

She wouldn't pay it, I would have to get the bailiffs in!
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« Reply #23630 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 11:27:08 »

50? Same age as me  Sad

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« Reply #23631 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 13:03:03 »

He looks better for 50 than you do!!
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« Reply #23632 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 13:14:43 »

He has obviously had a paper round in Beirut.
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« Reply #23633 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 14:24:02 »

People calling other people snowflakes, after making it clear that the 'snowflakes' have offended them.

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« Reply #23634 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 14:27:05 »


Exclusive footage of Sean Dyche's lockdown hair do
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« Reply #23635 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 15:12:56 »

He looks better for 50 than you do!!

But you're my twin Jutty  Smiley
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« Reply #23636 on: Friday, June 12, 2020, 15:29:52 »

People calling other people snowflakes, after making it clear that the 'snowflakes' have offended them.





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« Reply #23637 on: Monday, June 15, 2020, 14:03:46 »

Sippo, this one's for you buddy  Pint Pint Pint

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« Reply #23638 on: Monday, June 15, 2020, 14:17:55 »

Cherry and chilli chocolate from Lidl. Fantastic!
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« Reply #23639 on: Monday, June 15, 2020, 15:37:45 »

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