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« Reply #22095 on: Tuesday, April 23, 2019, 13:05:06 » |
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Fantastic...  I think the highlight is the sofa horse! |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #22096 on: Tuesday, April 23, 2019, 21:55:41 » |
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That can't be legitimate, shirley.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #22097 on: Thursday, April 25, 2019, 14:23:14 » |
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« Reply #22098 on: Thursday, April 25, 2019, 17:39:06 » |
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Red Frog
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« Reply #22099 on: Thursday, April 25, 2019, 18:03:48 » |
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That's a risk. Looking at the way he kicked it, I reckon it was just a failed panenka. |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Audrey
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« Reply #22100 on: Saturday, April 27, 2019, 14:20:30 » |
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Just made a tiramisu. Actually looks like one, too.
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« Reply #22101 on: Saturday, April 27, 2019, 15:05:56 » |
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The responce on here after the team is announced.
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horlock07
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« Reply #22102 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 13:30:26 » |
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Its old but good....
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« Reply #22103 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 13:40:00 » |
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got told by a mum on the school run this morning that i had a great beard.
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« Reply #22104 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 14:13:58 » |
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got told by a mum on the school run this morning that i had a great beard.
Were you able to return the compliment? |
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« Reply #22105 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 14:31:19 » |
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Perhaps she needed to offload a fishing rod and a pointy hat  |
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« Reply #22106 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 14:35:22 » |
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Were you able to return the compliment?
There wasn't much to compliment to be fair. |
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« Reply #22107 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 15:06:50 » |
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That's the school run for you. It's always been a bit like going to Asda at midnight.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #22108 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 15:21:50 » |
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got told by a mum on the school run this morning that i had a great beard.
Interesting.... could mean she wants a shag. Did you ask if she likes Scrabble? |
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« Reply #22109 on: Monday, April 29, 2019, 15:41:37 » |
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Reminds me of a 'lady' I used to work with; lovely lady but she had a rather off-putting moustache. You really didn't know where to look.
A colleague - clearly with a strong stomach - told us one day that she was extremely energetic in the sack (or words to that effect) You would have indeed needed a sack over her head to do the deed.
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