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« Reply #21975 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:35:59 »

That is genuinely brilliant.
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« Reply #21976 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:52:34 »

Scotland losing 2-0 to Kazakhstan in the Euro qualifiers.

Must be due to the superior potassium.
Scotland are now ranked lower in FIFA rankings than the island Tom Hanks got cast away on.
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« Reply #21977 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:53:49 »

Scotland are now ranked lower in FIFA rankings than the island Tom Hanks got cast away on.

They must have a Wilson in their ranks as well?
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« Reply #21978 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 11:14:35 »

They must have a Wilson in their ranks as well?
Not sure but the San Marino manager must be shitting himself that they will suffer the indignity of only get a draw against Scotland on Sunday, he will surely get the sack!
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« Reply #21979 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 12:48:58 »

Not sure but the San Marino manager must be shitting himself that they will suffer the indignity of only get a draw against Scotland on Sunday, he will surely get the sack!
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« Reply #21980 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 16:20:40 »

my shitreon passed its MOT. Mixed feeling because its a heap of shit and was really hoping for a catastrophic failure so i could buy a new car but my wallet is happier i guess. 
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« Reply #21981 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:17:58 »

I was trying to grab a small block of ice from the freezer just now.

The cheeky cunt jumped out of my hand and slid across the floor under the bed where I would have to faff about getting down on my knees to get it.

Instead, I said to it 'you can just melt there you cunt' and grabbed another one from the freezer.

I bet he doesn't feel so clever now.
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« Reply #21982 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:45:35 »

I hope you are putting it in booze, we are due a win.
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« Reply #21983 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:47:07 »

No, I'm making a smoothie...

Of course I'm putting it fucking in booze. What do you take me for?
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« Reply #21984 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:50:29 »

You don't have to answer that question.
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« Reply #21985 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 21:00:26 »

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« Reply #21986 on: Saturday, March 23, 2019, 22:32:01 »

Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!
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« Reply #21987 on: Saturday, March 23, 2019, 22:42:50 »

Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!

Probs ideal place for commuting to nodnoL.
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« Reply #21988 on: Sunday, March 24, 2019, 08:28:21 »

Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!

Did you ask him whether he thought Eddie Howe was doing a great job
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« Reply #21989 on: Sunday, March 24, 2019, 10:18:59 »

I just found this, OMG this woman is fucking deluded!

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/888775/Strictly-Come-Dancing-2017-Alexandra-Burke-Daybreak-ITV-elephant-in-the-room
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