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« Reply #21630 on: Thursday, December 6, 2018, 18:41:55 »

Went to Twickenham today for Varsity. Laughed my head off at a group of tipsy Cambridge ladies singing terrace style songs.

My favourite, to the tune of She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain had the words “You can stick your dreaming spires up your ass”. Classy!
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« Reply #21631 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 02:57:51 »



Churchill got a doctors note to drink spirits in prohabition america.

Not a fan, but good effort.
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« Reply #21632 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 07:48:49 »

Reading about Arsenal players inhaling hippy crack got me thinking about BOO - but for the life of me I can’t remember what BOO stands for.

Is that a good thing or not?
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« Reply #21633 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 08:02:34 »

Reading about Arsenal players inhaling hippy crack got me thinking about BOO - but for the life of me I can’t remember what BOO stands for.

Is that a good thing or not?

Brandon Ormond-Ottewell. Or something along those lines
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« Reply #21634 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 08:07:27 »

That’s the twat! I was thinking what B could stand for - Brian then Barry. And, fuck me, that got me thinking about that other twat Barry whose first name I can’t remember!

Christ, there’s going to be some dark years ahead for Mrs Audrey!
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« Reply #21635 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 08:09:24 »

And, fuck me, that got me thinking about that other twat Barry whose first name I can’t remember!


Brad/Bradley
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« Reply #21636 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 09:57:07 »

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1070411841447317504
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« Reply #21637 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 12:59:01 »

Reading about Arsenal players inhaling hippy crack got me thinking about BOO - but for the life of me I can’t remember what BOO stands for.

Is that a good thing or not?

Boo is quite an apt shortening of his name, fucking useless bastard made me want to boo evey time he touched the ball
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« Reply #21638 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 17:05:20 »

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mortified-mum-sends-son-5-13699368?fbclid=IwAR0ODq0CJuKJ3rd5--zrjQ3FcU-33FvgIDKKqSLdmuaZD7LmNev--5tB5TA
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« Reply #21639 on: Friday, December 7, 2018, 17:07:42 »

hahaha brilliant. Bet the teachers pissed themselves if they realised
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« Reply #21640 on: Saturday, December 8, 2018, 19:43:17 »

Moving to a new place soon. It's needed, our current place is far too small.

The new house is 3 stories tall, which gives me a private and quiet place to work (I work from home). There's a room at the back that's so large that I could literally make a pub in it. That... and it really doesn't cost much. Just a little more than our current place.

One thing I'm looking forward to is having the space to make Airfix models and the like. Getting a bit giddy about that.
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« Reply #21641 on: Saturday, December 8, 2018, 19:48:29 »

Moving to a new place soon. It's needed, our current place is far too small.
One thing I'm looking forward to is having the space to make Airfix models and the like. Getting a bit giddy about that.

Audrey will be on soon to tell you to call it a man cave  Wink
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« Reply #21642 on: Saturday, December 8, 2018, 19:52:24 »

There's a room at the back that's so large that I could literally make a pub in it.

Will you do the honourable thing and convert said room into gentlemans watering hole? Will you also welcome travelling Town fans (even if undesirable) to partake in beverage consumption, in said establishment?
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« Reply #21643 on: Saturday, December 8, 2018, 19:55:05 »

Nah, I'm too lazy.

As long as I have a working/gaming space and comfy bedroom then I'm sorted. I'll let the wife and kids have the rest.
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« Reply #21644 on: Saturday, December 8, 2018, 20:34:44 »

Haha, I like the simplicity. How it should be. Plenty of places to drink anyway.
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