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« Reply #23415 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 08:13:55 » |
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Never really liked milk, drink my tea and coffee strong and black. I do have cereal but with skimmed milk or Hazlenut. If anyone cares  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #23416 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 08:17:54 » |
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You mean like those bottles of school milk with bird pecked tops and 3 inches of cheese on top.
We were always given a plastic coated straw to drive through that bit.   |
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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« Reply #23417 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 15:34:48 » |
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I just found this in my house. Google tells me that it's a Brahminy blind snake. The smallest snake species in the world. This little fella is just around 1 1/2 inches long - if that. I thought it was a type of worm when I first saw it.  |
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #23418 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 16:31:20 » |
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That's a cable tie |
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« Reply #23419 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 16:38:19 » |
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Watched a Sparrow hawk for about 5 mins this morning, it was perched on the back garden fence.
Took a couple of pics but wont post them because the fence is in a right state.
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« Reply #23420 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 17:27:59 » |
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I just found this in my house.
Google tells me that it's a Brahminy blind snake. The smallest snake species in the world. This little fella is just around 1 1/2 inches long - if that. I thought it was a type of worm when I first saw it.
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« Reply #23421 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 17:45:56 » |
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I just found this in my house.
Google tells me that it's a Brahminy blind snake. The smallest snake species in the world. This little fella is just around 1 1/2 inches long - if that. I thought it was a type of worm when I first saw it.
*Edit. It's not a fella. It can't be, because none of them are fellas. This species is parthenogenetic. This means that they are all females and they reproduce without sex. I know not everybody is likely to be as interested as I am, but I'm fucking loving my new pet. I'm going to call her Susan. |
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« Reply #23422 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 17:46:11 » |
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Watched a Sparrow hawk for about 5 mins this morning, it was perched on the back garden fence.
Took a couple of pics but wont post them because the fence is in a right state. soapy tit wank. did it hunt? had one take down a pigeon in the garden a few years ago. missed the actual moment, just saw and felt with the aftermath of blood and feathers! ----+ I've started naming the local cats based on their traits. stupid cat has always been called that to be fair. he sits wherever he wants, which is mostly in the middle of the road, and never moves even when cars approach. also comes for petting sometimes, then bites or scratches at a random moment. crap cat can be seen on the local field. he stalks birds, gets to within 15 feet then charges. the birds are about 20ft up by the time he gets there. bastard ginger cat keeps crapping in one bit of our garden. counter measure chicken wire had been deployed. |
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« Reply #23423 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 19:00:01 » |
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Pigeons and cats = Diana 177
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Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this
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« Reply #23424 on: Saturday, April 18, 2020, 19:43:24 » |
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Pigeons and cats = Diana 177
Now you’re talking my language. |
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« Reply #23425 on: Sunday, April 19, 2020, 11:36:33 » |
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It's my birthday today, gonna have a nice bit of steak. Mrs Chunkyhair asked me to transfer 200 quid to her bank account so it would feel like I had gone to Miller and Carter.
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No one kills a thread like me....
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« Reply #23426 on: Sunday, April 19, 2020, 11:47:48 » |
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soapy tit wank.
did it hunt? had one take down a pigeon in the garden a few years ago. missed the actual moment, just saw and felt with the aftermath of blood and feathers!
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I've started naming the local cats based on their traits.
stupid cat has always been called that to be fair. he sits wherever he wants, which is mostly in the middle of the road, and never moves even when cars approach. also comes for petting sometimes, then bites or scratches at a random moment.
crap cat can be seen on the local field. he stalks birds, gets to within 15 feet then charges. the birds are about 20ft up by the time he gets there.
bastard ginger cat keeps crapping in one bit of our garden. counter measure chicken wire had been deployed.
We have suicide cat, who always runs out in front of the car at the last moment. Miraculously still alive. |
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« Reply #23427 on: Sunday, April 19, 2020, 11:54:36 » |
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We have suicide cat, who always runs out in front of the car at the last moment. Miraculously still alive.
Famous last words..... |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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« Reply #23428 on: Sunday, April 19, 2020, 12:00:06 » |
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Famous last words.....
Oh God, no, now I'm guaranteed to run the bastard thing over aren't I? FFS |
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« Reply #23429 on: Sunday, April 19, 2020, 14:01:55 » |
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I killed a Duck in Belgium (accidentally)
True story.
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