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« Reply #14265 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 12:32:52 » |
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There's a tribe in Mexico that ties string to the husbands bollocks while the wife is in labour. She then gives it a tug whenever she's in pain.
Up for it, Sippo?
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« Reply #14266 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 12:55:14 » |
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So far this last couple of weeks I've negotiated 50% of sky TV for a year with no new contract, and twenty something off my already discounted RAC joint membership. Broadband next.
Some people disagree with this kind of thing, not really sure why.
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« Reply #14267 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 12:58:35 » |
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There's a tribe in Mexico that ties string to the husbands bollocks while the wife is in labour. She then gives it a tug whenever she's in pain.
Up for it, Sippo?
Sounds fun. My wife had two bad natural births for our kids but not once did she want an epidural. Yes she was on pain, but she decided against it. She's the one who says its called labour for a reason. Fair play. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #14268 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 13:00:12 » |
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Also my Mrs had two c-sections. Necessity, she not too posh to push, she's from up north for a start.
If there are medical reasons not to give epidurals like artiba said -fair enough. If it's because a women wants to experience the agony of child birth to be more at one with nature then that's up to them, but it's bloody odd to me.
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« Reply #14269 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 13:00:28 » |
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What's the issue?
If people need it fair enough, some people ask for it at the first sign of pain. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #14270 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 13:03:44 » |
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If people need it fair enough, some people ask for it at the first sign of pain.
Still don't see a problem with that. I'm the same at the dentist. Well not with an epidural, but pain relief.. |
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« Reply #14271 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 15:46:08 » |
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« Reply #14272 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 16:35:47 » |
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Nice pic Jayo. There's quite a few people at the CG on a match day that could do with one them! (Obviously I'm on about the dummy, not the baby).
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« Reply #14273 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 17:23:10 » |
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Congratulations jayo
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« Reply #14274 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 19:45:11 » |
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Great picture.
My boys came out looking like a bad guy in a Rocky movie.
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« Reply #14275 on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014, 22:31:37 » |
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You need the away kit bib, "Dribbling for Swindon a Town". Just let everyone know the style we play these days.
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« Reply #14276 on: Wednesday, December 31, 2014, 00:14:45 » |
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Every year between Christmas and New Year we have a games night.
We were playing Taboo earlier, with my 14 year old son trying to describe "David Seaman" to his mum. "proper word for cum, jizz and spunk with a biblical king in front of it" - caused a lot of merriment in the room.
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« Reply #14277 on: Wednesday, December 31, 2014, 09:43:01 » |
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I can't have an epidural if I want to have my baby at Chippenham birthing centre, which I do so that answers that question! 😂
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« Reply #14278 on: Wednesday, December 31, 2014, 16:01:54 » |
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My Mrs had an epidural with our first kid, he came out with his back against her spine which is really painful (apparently), slowed labour down massively but she was far more comfortable.
Second sprog didn't give her a chance, we nearly got sent home as they didn't think much was happening but found us a room, good job as within an hour he popped out. Nurses thought she was being a wus as she was screaming that she wanted to push but she wasn't ready according to them. Nurse's eyes were like dish plates when she saw his head poking out! Never seen medical staff appear so quickly.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #14279 on: Thursday, January 1, 2015, 12:01:33 » |
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Having not been on Facebook since the 23rd December. It has improved my mood intensely!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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