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« Reply #26625 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 12:49:53 »

Swings and roundabouts? Bloody toff. We had to make do with mud and weevils.
Mud and weevils? You had it easy. My grandad would have given his right arm for a weevil. If he'd had one. Which he didn't. And mud? He used to lie awake at night dreaming of mud!
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Wilf Shergold

« Reply #26626 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 16:14:56 »

Mud and weevils? You had it easy. My grandad would have given his right arm for a weevil. If he'd had one. Which he didn't. And mud? He used to lie awake at night dreaming of mud!

Dreams? We had to make do with nightmares...
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« Reply #26627 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 16:31:15 »

Wattle & daub, blue woad, fuck yeah.
In the light of Breggzit, any cunt who can't demonstrate direct lineage to an Ancient Briton family should be sent home forthwith.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #26628 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 16:36:20 »

I don't care how old you are, hats with chin straps just look fucking ridiculous.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #26629 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 17:07:50 »

Lots of modern supermarkets still have these from the tills

Do they... wouldn't know as avoid them like the plague. Full of cunts using trolleys in the self service and moaning when you're trying to get served when they're taking an age to pack.
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« Reply #26630 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 18:10:51 »

 I should be celebrating tonight the mighty Cidermen, beating Middlesex to stay in Div 1 of the County Championship, but I know seeing as how it's Middlesex getting relegated we'll be deducted a couple of points for a pitch taking spin, which will just be enough for them to stay up.

If it'd been Hampshire which was close, it would be OK as they lucked out last year when Durham were shat on by the ECB.

But the system is skewed by the old boys network... so Dawid Malan (Msex) gets picked by England... has 17 centuries at 37, whereas James Hildreth has 39 at 44 and doesn't get picked. Last year it was Ansari (Surrey) got picked, ahead of Jack Leach, leading spin wicket taker. Ansari didn't even much like cricket and retired after the tour.

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4D
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« Reply #26631 on: Thursday, September 28, 2017, 22:09:20 »

Swindon Borough Council
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Leggett
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« Reply #26632 on: Friday, September 29, 2017, 11:49:59 »

Swings and roundabouts? Bloody toff. We had to make do with mud and weevils.

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Sippo
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« Reply #26633 on: Friday, September 29, 2017, 18:42:51 »

Apparently a naked man jumped out a bush on a woman and her child yesterday near seven fields. I live in Greenmeadow, if I find the fucker I will kick him in the balls. Bit worrying that my wife and kids also take the dog over that way.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26634 on: Friday, September 29, 2017, 19:01:08 »

There's some weirdo who stands on pipers way every couple of weeks with his knob out too. Towns got a reputation for it
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« Reply #26635 on: Sunday, October 1, 2017, 07:11:03 »

That dive from Dele Alli yeseterday - what an odious little shit
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« Reply #26636 on: Sunday, October 1, 2017, 15:03:49 »

This isn't new from him. He's been doing it since he was at MK
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Flashheart

« Reply #26637 on: Sunday, October 1, 2017, 15:11:28 »

Catalonia. WTF? The old bill there are basically just kicking the shit out of people in the open.
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« Reply #26638 on: Sunday, October 1, 2017, 16:48:39 »

Catalonia. WTF? The old bill there are basically just kicking the shit out of people in the open.
Seen one video of the fire brigade forming a shield for the public, yet the old bill just proceed to batter the fire birgade.
Worlds fucked.
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« Reply #26639 on: Sunday, October 1, 2017, 19:46:28 »

It’s fucking mental. That’s the kind of shit I’d expect to see in Russia.
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