Ginginho
 Offline
Posts: 6977
|
 |
« Reply #23175 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:03:30 » |
|
I used to have a customer called Paul Curtin.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Exiled Bob
Offline
Posts: 1565
Likes a moan
|
|
« Reply #23176 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:18:57 » |
|
I've got a vendor called Eric Bastard.
When I ran a boy's football team a boy in one of the other teams was called Wayne King (who played on the wing of course).
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Red Frog
Not a Dave
Offline
Posts: 9047
Pondlife
|
|
« Reply #23177 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:24:39 » |
|
This might be apocryphal, but it sounds credible. People started making prank calls to a Mr Michael Hunt's secretary just to hear her say in her delicious cockney accent:
"I'm sorry, Mike 'Unt's on the phone at the moment" etc etc.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
|
|
|
Chubbs
Offline
Posts: 10517
|
|
« Reply #23178 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:41:14 » |
|
We had an Indian chap in my last job whos surname was Dikshit. He couldn't understand why all his emails were getting blocked..
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
No Longer Posh Red
Not Posh any more!
Offline
Posts: 8162
|
|
« Reply #23179 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:42:41 » |
|
This might be apocryphal, but it sounds credible. People started making prank calls to a Mr Michael Hunt's secretary just to hear her say in her delicious cockney accent:
"I'm sorry, Mike 'Unt's on the phone at the moment" etc etc.
I went to school with a Michael Hunt. He was a bit of a psycho, I'm guessing his name didn't help to be fair |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
STFC 4 Arsenal 3, the best birthday present ever
|
|
|
suttonred
Offline
Posts: 12510
|
|
« Reply #23180 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 11:55:12 » |
|
I went to school with a Michael Hunt.
He was a bit of a psycho, I'm guessing his name didn't help to be fair
I know someone genuinely named james paul mike hunt. His dad is irish, which may explain it, the loveable old joker.. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER
Offline
Posts: 12836
|
|
« Reply #23181 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 12:04:06 » |
|
I knew a girl who was called Jenna Taylor before she got married.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
suttonred
Offline
Posts: 12510
|
|
« Reply #23182 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 12:06:27 » |
|
Liar. When you say knew, you mean you watched her through binoculars...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ginginho
Offline
Posts: 6977
|
|
« Reply #23183 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 12:59:05 » |
|
I knew a girl who was called Jenna Taylor before she got married.
Fuckin' hell that took me far longer to get than it should've done. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
DarloSTFC84
Offline
Posts: 3559
Twittah.. @DarloJAG84
|
|
« Reply #23184 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 13:03:38 » |
|
Fuckin' hell that took me far longer to get than it should've done.
You're not alone there.. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Roaming the land while you sleep..
|
|
|
Nick Bamosomi
Bitter & Twisted
Offline
Posts: 2043
|
|
« Reply #23185 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 16:18:27 » |
|
I'm sure we've done this before.
I used to have a student teacher in my class called Sonia Dick.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
|
|
|
Chubbs
Offline
Posts: 10517
|
|
« Reply #23186 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 18:13:10 » |
|
We had a pe teacher called Paul m. Dixon. Rumor has it the m was for Mike.
Paul Mike Dixon
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature
Offline
Posts: 11649
|
|
« Reply #23187 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 20:39:54 » |
|
Charlie Austin football school - very disappointing - just cancelled our after school club
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
pauld
Aaron Aardvark
Offline
Posts: 25436
Absolute Calamity!
|
|
« Reply #23188 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 20:49:18 » |
|
Charlie Austin football school - very disappointing - just cancelled our after school club
Why? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Arriba
Offline
Posts: 21305
|
|
« Reply #23189 on: Thursday, May 19, 2016, 12:23:47 » |
|
BMW drivers. I shouldn't generalise but most seem to be utter morons. They drive like morons anyway. Cunts!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
