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« Reply #23220 on: Thursday, May 19, 2016, 20:57:21 » |
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Yup, I find kids annoying for the most part. My lads only 4 weeks old and is an annoying little cunt already.
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« Reply #23221 on: Thursday, May 19, 2016, 20:57:32 » |
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One of my mates is an Oxford fan and said that they are getting rid of their fence and building a temporary stand holding 600 seats for next season.
For some reason I suspect they will put away fans there, let's hope our allocation will be bigger.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #23222 on: Thursday, May 19, 2016, 21:02:30 » |
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Yup, I find kids annoying for the most part. My lads only 4 weeks old and is an annoying little cunt already.
 My Dad despises kids, though he usually qualifies it by saying something like "you're alright though." Generous chap. Congrats to you on your recent babyage  One of my mates is an Oxford fan and said that they are getting rid of their fence and building a temporary stand holding 600 seats for next season.
For some reason I suspect they will put away fans there, let's hope our allocation will be bigger.
Christ. I talk to people doing life in prison but that's bloody broad minded of you, BO! |
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« Reply #23223 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 07:07:12 » |
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Children are kind of annoying though, even parents must agree with that?
I'm almost constantly annoyed these days |
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« Reply #23224 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 07:35:10 » |
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My Dad despises kids, though he usually qualifies it by saying something like "you're alright though." Generous chap. Congrats to you on your recent babyage Christ. I talk to people doing life in prison but that's bloody broad minded of you, BO! When i say mate, he's someone I know really! This morning I prepared toast with nutella on a board that (I wasn't aware was used in this manner) had been used last night to cut garlic on. An interesting taste! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #23225 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 09:11:36 » |
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As an aside, I found out the other day that round here they don't say "cheers" when you do shots but "up your bum, no babies"
not quite true if you have a cloacal malformation !!!! |
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« Reply #23226 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 09:17:38 » |
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One of my mates is an Oxford fan and said that they are getting rid of their fence and building a temporary stand holding 600 seats for next season.
For some reason I suspect they will put away fans there, let's hope our allocation will be bigger.
We could always start a rumour saying the Bank will be closed for refurbishment and they'll only be getting the corner of the Arkells. And get that fucker from Man U's security company to hang a bomb on the back of every stall door. |
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« Reply #23227 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 11:19:32 » |
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The fact that someone entered the Buckingham Palace Garden and was arrested is a) breaking news and b) they have been put away for it!
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« Reply #23228 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 11:53:48 » |
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The fact that someone entered the Buckingham Palace Garden and was arrested is a) breaking news and b) they have been put away for it!
on b) - he is a convicted killer out on license |
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« Reply #23229 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 13:48:04 » |
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on b) - he is a convicted killer out on license
But what was the 'crime' isn't being in someone's garden just trespass? |
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« Reply #23230 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 14:10:35 » |
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One of my mates is an Oxford fan and said that they are getting rid of their fence and building a temporary stand holding 600 seats for next season.
For some reason I suspect they will put away fans there, let's hope our allocation will be bigger.
That'll be our overflow allocation  |
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« Reply #23231 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 14:28:20 » |
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That'll be our overflow allocation Whereas any overflow on the Stratton Bank will be a different problem entirely. Did someone say piss-stains...? |
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« Reply #23232 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 14:35:13 » |
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But what was the 'crime' isn't being in someone's garden just trespass?
Yup, and criminal damage Chief magistrate, senior district judge Howard Riddle, jailed Hennessy for four months for trespassing and two months, to run concurrently, for damaging the wires of the alarm system, to the value of £2,000.
Wonder if it was simply breach of licence = jail time. Not clear, |
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« Reply #23233 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 14:51:38 » |
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Yup, and criminal damage
Wonder if it was simply breach of licence = jail time. Not clear,
I was under the impression that trespass was a civil offence, thus that trespassers will be prosecuted signs were actually rubbish? This definitely sits in the trivial things field though! |
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« Reply #23234 on: Friday, May 20, 2016, 16:57:10 » |
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Trespass is civil. Technically, if he's entered as a trespasser and caused criminal damage, it's a burglary.
Edit: that only applies if you enter a dwelling as a trespasser... ignore me
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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