Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Ginginho]

My boss has an excruciatingly annoying habit of starting every email with "I hope your well!"


Nngghhhh

[tans]

People that make loud noises whilst eating, and people who cant eat chewing gum with their mouth shut.

[DarloSTFC84]

In my experience, all of the senior managers I have worked under, have awful grammar and spelling so I concur.

Agreed, fucking annoying.

[DarloSTFC84]

People that make loud noises whilst eating, and people who cant eat chewing gum with their mouth shut.

 

Also, people who slurp their drink.

[Sippo]

Hope you are all ok.I is sitting here writing this,while chomping on toast and slurping me tea.

[DarloSTFC84]

Hope you are all ok.I is sitting here writing hear,while chomping on toast and slurping me tea.

Fuck you.

[4D]

People that make loud noises whilst eating, and people who cant eat chewing gum with their mouth shut.

Farting's allowed, surely?

[Matchworn Shirts]

we have somebody in the office who eat carrots - why the fuck people cannot cut them before eating them is beyond me.

[Bewster]

I ate an apple in a meeting last week and a peer had a go at me about during the meeting. This week two of us turned up with an apple, which just sat there untouched the whole time - just to make a point.   

[horlock07]

I ate an apple in a meeting last week and a peer had a go at me about during the meeting. This week two of us turned up with an apple, which just sat there untouched the whole time - just to make a point.   

You have meetings with Lords, bloody hell you are posh!

[4D]

Should have taken and eaten a toffee apple the second time.

[horlock07]

Should have taken and eaten a toffee apple the second time.

Or perhaps a water melon?

[Skinny Pete]

That annoying fuckwit that advertises his own G-Tech vacuum cleaner.

Him and posh twat Dyson should be made to knob wrestle for hoover dominance.

[Chubbs]

Some chap at my works is still sporting an old school nokia. The worst bit is he wears in on his belt in a case that was probalby purchased the same time as the phone.

[DarloSTFC84]

Some chap at my works is still sporting an old school nokia. The worst bit is he wears in on his belt in a case that was probalby purchased the same time as the phone.

Could be worse..