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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #7830 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 12:39:16 »

TWOS UP
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« Reply #7831 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 13:21:43 »

Can it be open casket, I have unfinished business?

You always were dead boring.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #7832 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 13:39:36 »

I used to be into necrophilia, until some rotten cunt split on me.
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« Reply #7833 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 13:53:46 »

TWOS UP

Count me in, meet at the sternum?
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #7834 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:01:34 »

Naturally.
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« Reply #7835 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:02:29 »

I've never had a speeding ticket in over 20 years of driving but, last weekend, I was clocked doing 80 mph by a policeman holding a speed gun while standing in a layby on the A419 just north of Swindon.  At least, my speedo said 80 mph...so maybe I was travelling a little more slowly than this.

What are my odds?  I'm usually quite a cautious driver but can't deny I was probably going too fast on this occasion.  Am I finally going to get a speeding ticket, or will the policeman have had bigger (faster) fish to fry than me?
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« Reply #7836 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:07:47 »

Audi has given our MD a complimentary pass to le mans plus hotel this weekend, this morning, they delivered an rs8 for him to drive there in. jammy git
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #7837 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:16:39 »

What are my odds?

You mean you haven't received a ticket?

You'll probably be ok. The allowance is generally 10% + 2mph.
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« Reply #7838 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:20:47 »

Not yet...but this was only 5 days ago.  I have no knowledge of how long these things take!
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« Reply #7839 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:22:04 »

I've never had a speeding ticket in over 20 years of driving but, last weekend, I was clocked doing 80 mph by a policeman holding a speed gun while standing in a layby on the A419 just north of Swindon.  At least, my speedo said 80 mph...so maybe I was travelling a little more slowly than this.

What are my odds?  I'm usually quite a cautious driver but can't deny I was probably going too fast on this occasion.  Am I finally going to get a speeding ticket, or will the policeman have had bigger (faster) fish to fry than me?

They have to issue the fixed penalty notice within two weeks (14 days). So if you haven't received it by then I wouldn't worry. My betting is that you have got away with it.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #7840 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:22:42 »

I believe they have to serve notice of prosecution within 14 days of the offence.
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« Reply #7841 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:32:23 »

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« Reply #7842 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 14:37:21 »

Rich people that talk to you like you're a piece of rubbish, i'm only trying to help you, you ungratful sod.
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« Reply #7843 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 20:07:10 »

Mothers on facebook moaning about the cost of stuff for their kids or benefits being cut. If you can't afford it, don't have loads of kids.
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« Reply #7844 on: Thursday, June 14, 2012, 20:16:21 »

You mean you haven't received a ticket?

You'll probably be ok. The allowance is generally 10% + 2mph.

That's the speed they can do you for. I was aon a speed awareness caught and some bell end started banging on about 'I shouldn't be here, as I was only doing 35'. He was wrong.

I'd be surprised if you'd get done doing 80 on a dual carriageway or motorway though. Bigger fish to fry.
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