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« Reply #26880 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 14:15:37 »

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I'd say trivial, which is why i posted it in this thread  Smug Fuck Off
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« Reply #26881 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 14:17:42 »

Where did he put the brown sauce?
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« Reply #26882 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 15:17:29 »

Where did he put the brown sauce?
I did my own sauce after that farce
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« Reply #26883 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 15:23:38 »

Toilets seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss.
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« Reply #26884 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 15:25:00 »

Toilets seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss.
Absolute nightmare. And impossible when drunk.
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« Reply #26885 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 15:48:15 »

Absolute nightmare. And impossible when drunk.

And even worse when said piss is going in about 5 different directions at the same time.
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« Reply #26886 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 15:55:09 »

Standing next to someone in a communal urinal  Sad
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« Reply #26887 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 16:09:47 »

Controlling flow & pressure can be a problem after a few beers.
A bashful bladder means that seeking the sanctuary of a cubicle is a must.
Standing next to someone with manhood in hand at a urinal with not a lot happening could lead to some unwanted misunderstandings.
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« Reply #26888 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 16:44:30 »

You don't see many of those horse shoe shaped bog seats these days 
Urinal location can lead to awkward moments. I remember having a slash in a cafe in Calais years ago and the single urinal was by the door. When I say by the door, every time someone came in you were stood looking out whilst the people in the counter queue were looking in, about 10ft away  Smiley
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« Reply #26889 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 16:56:04 »

You don't see many of those horse shoe shaped bog seats these days 
Urinal location can lead to awkward moments. I remember having a slash in a cafe in Calais years ago and the single urinal was by the door. When I say by the door, every time someone came in you were stood looking out whilst the people in the counter queue were looking in, about 10ft away  Smiley

French don't worry too much about such things..... have you ever read Chevallier's Clochemerle  Hmmm
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« Reply #26890 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 17:07:17 »

You don't see many of those horse shoe shaped bog seats these days 
Urinal location can lead to awkward moments. I remember having a slash in a cafe in Calais years ago and the single urinal was by the door. When I say by the door, every time someone came in you were stood looking out whilst the people in the counter queue were looking in, about 10ft away  Smiley

There is a bar we go to every year when we are in Belgium where the toilet is shared and to one side is the urinal and the other the half cubical that lasses use, there are half doors separating the two (like in a wild west saloon) and thus you can be stood looking at and taking while pissing to a lass sat on the bog separated by a 5 ft high wall, its very liberating!
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« Reply #26891 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 17:20:22 »

I had a dump at a train station bog in Milan. It didn't have a door, and you were rationed bog paper by an attendant on the way in. The several hundred Reggina fans in the gents didn't take much notice  Grin
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« Reply #26892 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 17:59:31 »

Toilets seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss.

We had this problem when we moved and invested in one of these....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toilet-Seat-Hook-T01/dp/B00AFAC2GU
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« Reply #26893 on: Thursday, November 16, 2017, 18:36:51 »

I had a dump at a train station bog in Milan. It didn't have a door, and you were rationed bog paper by an attendant on the way in. The several hundred Reggina fans in the gents didn't take much notice  Grin

Experienced similar rationing in Bulgaria.
A "service station" stop in the French Pyrenees had a toilet that was basically a circular hole in the ground with a couple of hand rails to assist with some semblance of squatting & aiming correctly.

Do the powers that be have no idea that a little time spent in solitude on the pan and using a quarter of a big roll in one go is one of the few pleasures left in life.

Maybe Breggzit is not such a bad idea to get us away from these barbaric European practices.

Having said that, the Scrooge like MD of a previous employer used to deny heating in the toilets to encourage workers to spend minimum time in the traps.
Regardless of that one of the directors was like clockwork in taking less than 5 minutes to drop log, use a couple of sheets and make an exit without a thought of washing his hands afterwards.

So, be careful who you shake hands with, dirty bastards are everywhere.
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« Reply #26894 on: Friday, November 17, 2017, 19:05:29 »

https://t.co/un3yMDMv5a 
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