Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Fred Elliot]

The man is an odious piece of shit. Going by my name you can probably work out he has been my local (Shaw and Nine Elms) Councillor for many years. The trouble round here is you could slap a blue rosette on a steaming pile of dog turd and it would still take at least 75% of the vote. Year after year the cunt knocks on my door asking if he can rely on my support, if I had a big dog, or any dog for that matter I would train it to go for the poisonous fuckers jugular so he understands how far my support will stretch. His side kick, Cllr Gary Perkins (Mr Wifi Swindon) is just as bad, the greasy cunt turns up at the village centre once every 4 years with a black bag and a litter picker so they have a photo for the Conservative campaign leaflet.

Like many, I have severely disabled people in my family, Martin will be pleased to hear there is no chance of them ever breeding, its just a shame the Mayor's parents didn't do the same 60 odd years ago.

Once this wretched government has its way the disabled will be left with even less dignity than a lot of them already have. Martin's comments just about sum up this whole big society bullshit, them and us. Thatcher summed it up when she said there is no such thing as society.

Nick Martin is an absolute disgrace.

I like the cut of your jib Sir

[fatbasher]

nothing to add.

I'm with Reg. I'm voting Ukip.....

[Barry Scott]

“They aren’t still letting those mongols have sex with each other are they?”

I do find that kind of funny - in a juvenile way. Although I can't believe someone in such a prominent position would say something like that. Not that anything anyone involved in politics does surprises me.

[Baggins]

I do find that kind of funny - in a juvenile way.

Really?  He probably thought the same and misjudged his audience.  It worries me more that anyone would think it funny in the first place.  I can't think of any way that its funny.  Witty?  No.  Clever?  No.  Laugh out loud, belly laugh funny?  No.  Edgy?  As much as Roy Chubby Brown.  Its just fucking nasty, horrid, mean and frankly fucking ignorant.

[Flashheart]

Just to play devil's advocate, one could argue that it may have been taken out of context.

His apparent lack of remorse, however, suggests that he is an indefensible, reprehensible bell-end.

[4D]

Probably one of those times you should keep those thoughts to yourself.

[Honkytonk]

Probably one of those times you should keep those thoughts to yourself.

We've had a fair few of those this week...

[Freddies Ferret]

Heard a song on the radio and i'm sodded if I can work out what it is a who its by!?

[Nemo]

Heard a song on the radio and i'm sodded if I can work out what it is a who its by!?

This is what Shazam is for...failing that, googling one line of lyrics usually does it.

[Barry Scott]

Really?  He probably thought the same and misjudged his audience.  It worries me more that anyone would think it funny in the first place.  I can't think of any way that its funny.  Witty?  No.  Clever?  No.  Laugh out loud, belly laugh funny?  No.  Edgy?  As much as Roy Chubby Brown.  Its just fucking nasty, horrid, mean and frankly fucking ignorant.

I should've been clearer. The comments themselves aren't funny, especially taken in context. But the situation is.

The idea of some clueless, bellend politician saying that in front of a group of people makes me laugh. I'd have laughed if I was there, not with him, and not in a thigh-slapping way, but in a look at the floor and snigger in an awkward uncomfortable way. Like when someone really drops a bollock and you can see them crashing and burning in slow motion, it's joyous.

[Baggins]

I should've been clearer. The comments themselves aren't funny, especially taken in context. But the situation is.

The idea of some clueless, bellend politician saying that in front of a group of people makes me laugh. I'd have laughed if I was there, not with him, and not in a thigh-slapping way, but in a look at the floor and snigger in an awkward uncomfortable way. Like when someone really drops a bollock and you can see them crashing and burning in slow motion, it's joyous.

Right, I see.  I missed that completely - my bad.  Still not sure I'd have laughed, I would probably have hit him, but I see where you are coming from.  Apologies if I came across as aggressive in any way. Its a subject that gets to me.

[Red Frog]

I should've been clearer. The comments themselves aren't funny, especially taken in context. But the situation is.

The idea of some clueless, bellend politician saying that in front of a group of people makes me laugh. I'd have laughed if I was there, not with him, and not in a thigh-slapping way, but in a look at the floor and snigger in an awkward uncomfortable way. Like when someone really drops a bollock and you can see them crashing and burning in slow motion, it's joyous.

Except his party doesn't even seem to think his comments are sufficiently serious to expel him. What exactly does constitute a sackable offence in the tory party these days?

[Barry Scott]

Right, I see.  I missed that completely - my bad.  Still not sure I'd have laughed, I would probably have hit him, but I see where you are coming from.  Apologies if I came across as aggressive in any way. Its a subject that gets to me.

No need to apologise and you didn't. I was so unclear your comments made me wonder what I'd actually meant.

Except his party doesn't even seem to think his comments are sufficiently serious to expel him. What exactly does constitute a sackable offence in the tory party these days?

Or any political party. They're all self-serving egotistical cunts.

[Posh Red]

The fact that the whole of football are supposed to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hillsborough, but nobody (outside Bradford) did the same for the anniversary of the Bradford fire.

[Reg Smeeton]

The fact that the whole of football are supposed to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hillsborough, but nobody (outside Bradford) did the same for the anniversary of the Bradford fire.

Or the Burnden Park disaster, or the Ibrox disaster.