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« Reply #345 on: Sunday, September 23, 2018, 15:14:55 »

These guy's are fucking amazing.

Gem's include "How does water get high up if rivers only run down hill", "why are people not upside down in Australia" and, one of my personal favourites. "If the earth is curved, why are rail-roads not curved."

As for anything to do with Australia. Many are convinced it doesn't even exist.

Haha, I guess they don't believe in evaporation then! Wonder what their thoughts are on EVAPORATED Milk and how it is produced? Never heard the "...why are railroads not curved." one!! Yeah, I think they include NZ in that non-existent thought too!
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« Reply #346 on: Sunday, September 23, 2018, 15:36:35 »

Haha, I guess they don't believe in evaporation then!

Mention 'rain' and they just hurl a torrent of abuse and accuse you of being a NASA shill.
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« Reply #347 on: Monday, September 24, 2018, 15:35:35 »

Haha, oh that mysterious old rain! I'd love to be a NASA shill. Those Flerfers really are a bunch of cunts. I wonder if I asked them if they believed in Pythagoras' theorem, how they might respond?
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« Reply #348 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 14:43:48 »

Why should you never wear Russian underpants?




Chernobyl* fall out!



*Yeah I know its actually Ukraine but that spoils it.
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« Reply #349 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 15:58:54 »

Why should you never wear Russian underpants?




Chernobyl* fall out!



*Yeah I know its actually Ukraine but that spoils it.

So perhaps, maybe, ask why one should never wear Ukranian Underpants Wink
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« Reply #350 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 16:37:34 »

So perhaps, maybe, ask why one should never wear Ukranian Underpants Wink
That did cross my mind!
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« Reply #351 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 18:59:57 »

I thought it funny whatever the eastern European country quoted. The wife err, not so much..
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« Reply #352 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 19:04:58 »

I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl.

I counted at least 8 innacuracies on my right hand alone.
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« Reply #353 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 19:37:07 »

I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl.

I counted at least 8 innacuracies on my right hand alone.

Fffuuinnnyy tthhaattft. Iii liiicvbe iin Ppriipppyat ttooo.
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