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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #60 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:00:08 »

A chick just wearing a footie shirt is a fine sight indeed.  :shock:
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DMR

« Reply #61 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:00:46 »

I've got no credit on my phone, can I borrow yours for a second Titch  Cool
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« Reply #62 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:03:02 »

Tempting............................but no!   Soapy Tit Wank
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
Asher

« Reply #63 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:42:35 »

dave would only take a second as well.....

next time i get the lass in the top i will post on here....
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« Reply #64 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:44:49 »

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I have a wicked pic on my phone of my missus starkers apart from a swindon scarf, quality.  I am quite lucky in that sense as she is very amenable to these sorts of ideas  Cool


all of your mates are going to try stealing your phone now Cheesy

If I had to choose between football and women, it'd be bloody difficult. Football can make you a bit happy but generally very depressed and it's the same with the ladies, for me at least...
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Asher

« Reply #65 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 09:49:11 »

Sonic whats happened with a women, youve been very depressed the last day or so
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McLovin

« Reply #66 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 10:23:33 »

I think the challenge is to find a happy medium...
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DMR

« Reply #67 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 11:49:45 »

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Sonic whats happened with a women, youve been very depressed the last day or so


It's pretty obvious isn't it?

He's gone and copped a feel of some old bint in the shops and got a black eye for his troubles  Cheesy
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Asher

« Reply #68 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 11:51:09 »

ha ha, women can fuck you over big time!
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« Reply #69 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 13:01:02 »

football never rejects you.....
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #70 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 13:02:57 »

Women get upset if you don't use your hands enough, whereas you get a telling off for using your hands on a football.
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Asher

« Reply #71 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 13:20:28 »

You cant lick a football, and footballs fathers dont scare you
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #72 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 19:10:06 »

Women's wives would make for much better viewing on itv
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mexico red

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« Reply #73 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 23:28:02 »

its really annoying when you kick a woman through a neighbours window
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, June 7, 2005, 10:30:57 »

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you cant put your little finger up its arse when you are shagging a football


     

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