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« Reply #30 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:34:06 » |
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its extremely difficult to bend a woman round a wall
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:42:04 » |
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You might be able to poke a woman, but not into a net.
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mexico red
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:46:05 » |
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a football doesnt nag you when you cum on it whilst it was asleep
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:47:12 » |
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when you make a cup of tea for your ex football you dont always burst a spot into the brew
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:47:47 » |
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You can fuck around with a football anytime of the month*
*without it getting very messy
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:50:54 » |
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A woman looks better in leather
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:56:22 » |
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its unusual to get a booking when kicking a woman at a referee
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:57:54 » |
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a footballs parents never think about the possibility that you have shagged their daughter up the arse
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:58:55 » |
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i have never seen a football suck off strangers on a webcam
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:00:59 » |
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Footballs come in many shapes and sizes. So do women
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:02:05 » |
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I'd rather blow a football than a woman
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:02:32 » |
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It's not easy to throw a woman into the penalty area from the touch line
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:03:32 » |
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your mates don't ridicule you for playing with a massive football the previous night while smashed out of your face
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:06:17 » |
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You can't throw a woman or a football around the stands without some jumped up steward complaining.
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:07:40 » |
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I don't get distracted by the thong and/or crack of the really attractive football sat in front of me in my law exam
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