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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:18:40 »

A football doesn't talk back
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Asher

« Reply #16 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:19:12 »

Mexico and sonic - twisted human beings
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:20:26 »

you cant stick a woman up your jumper and pretend you are pregnant
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Marie

« Reply #18 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:21:16 »

Quote from: "mexico red"
you cant stick a woman up your jumper and pretend you are pregnant


That i agree with!
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:22:01 »

you cant kick a woman over your neighbours fence then ask for it back
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:22:22 »

You can get a football and a women on the rebound
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Marie

« Reply #21 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:22:45 »

you know im not sure this is exactly the line of thought ash was going along. but hey.
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:23:59 »

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Mexico and sonic - twisted human beings


i'm bitter, he's twisted Cool

(funny as fuck too)
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Asher

« Reply #23 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:24:11 »

It all went pete
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:24:43 »

Sammy Igoe can't absolutely fucking leather a woman into the top right corner of the townend goal from 35 yards...
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:25:22 »

at half time with a woman and at football you get a man dressed as a robin trying to score a penalty
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Asher

« Reply #26 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:26:49 »

soapy tit wank
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:28:38 »

its almost impossible to play rebound against your garage with a woman
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Marie

« Reply #28 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:29:06 »

almost impossible?
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 00:29:20 »

Any nights I shouldn't be missing this week Mex? With exams over (come 5pm today) i'm free to get wankered pretty much any night of the week.. :twisted:
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