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« Reply #45 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:09:18 » |
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my personal best for keepy uppys with a woman is only 9  |
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:09:53 » |
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:11:51 » |
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my personal best for keepy uppys with a woman is only 9 you need to try it with a smaller woman! |
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mexico red
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 01:13:37 » |
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cheers for the advice
i have never paid 23 pound to watch a woman get beaten week in week out
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 02:01:03 » |
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A football isn't hard to please.
They haven't made a film called "What Footballs Want", but they should.
The two best types of tv programmes involve women and footy.
Some men don't like women, they like men. Likewise, some men don't like football, they like rugby.
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 02:16:41 » |
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Both a women and a football are bloody painful when they hit you in the balls.
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:09:31 » |
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what a great thread to start the day  |
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:31:31 » |
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When a football is filled with an inflatable piece of rubber it is not frowned upon by some people.
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:37:01 » |
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ok ok this is good but not exactly what I meant. Which could you live without? Women or football.
Its a difficult one, I love women but I also love football...... actually I couldnt choose
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« Reply #54 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:46:29 » |
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I'd live without football tbh :shock:
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« Reply #55 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:49:51 » |
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I think i agree with you Dave. Fortunately this is a hypathetical question.
Of course depends to what extent you have to live without these things. Like if i could still look at porn on the net then it would be a close one. Also could i keep all my football videos and still shag the missus up the arse while watching them! :shock:
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
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« Reply #56 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:50:26 » |
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Well I've basically lived without women for 25 years anyway  , so I might as well stick with the football.  |
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« Reply #57 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:53:15 » |
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Titch - Ledge! Cant beat a lass ina town shirt or is that just me? Had a girl in my bed in an england top once and I wasnt allowed to touch her - was gutted
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« Reply #58 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:57:12 » |
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Titch - Ledge! Cant beat a lass ina town shirt or is that just me? Had a girl in my bed in an england top once and I wasnt allowed to touch her - was gutted too true fella i'm a sucker for a fittie in a football shirt :? |
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« Reply #59 on: Monday, June 6, 2005, 08:58:04 » |
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I have a wicked pic on my phone of my missus starkers apart from a swindon scarf, quality. I am quite lucky in that sense as she is very amenable to these sorts of ideas  |
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