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« Reply #180 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 10:41:09 » |
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I'm pleased that we're getting Austin, but let's put it in context. There seem to be about fifteen strikers in the Wessex League who have a goal a game ratio. http://full-time.thefa.com/StatLeaders.do?divisionseason=796030&league=274386
So either it's a secret academy for world class strikers, or the standard is a bit crap. Once, playing on the Polo Ground after school, I scored 15 goals before it got dark and I had to go home go for my tea. I offered my services to STFC for a signing-on fee of just £50k, but they turned me down. They said on the internet it was because the board showed no ambition. |
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #181 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 10:47:12 » |
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« Reply #182 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 10:53:35 » |
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When we signed Walcott, hadn't he scored something stupid like 100 goals in one season as a tacker?
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« Reply #183 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 10:58:14 » |
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Looks like that Russell Cook has scored the same amount of goals in less games...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #184 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 10:58:26 » |
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I was a central defender but I scored a hat-trick for Warminster Boys in our 23-0 win against Salisbury "B" in the cup ... I was substituted at half-time, livid.
I'm now playing for Arsenal under the pseudonym Thomas Vermaelen.
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« Reply #186 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 11:37:38 » |
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;)See you all for the friendly then?
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« Reply #187 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 11:43:07 » |
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We've got quite a tidy record against Poole Town.
15/11/1902: Swindon Town 9-0 Poole Town
31/10/1903: Swindon Town 7-1 Poole Town
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« Reply #188 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 16:06:30 » |
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who's the last decent non-league player we've signed?
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« Reply #189 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 16:11:33 » |
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Phil Smith hasn't been a disaster, he's the best of a pretty mediocre bunch for the best part of 20 years!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #190 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 16:38:46 » |
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I wan't austin to peirce a beer can when he scores, and run to all four corners of the ground.
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« Reply #191 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 17:00:43 » |
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I wan't austin to peirce a beer can when he scores, and run to all four corners of the ground.
I'd be offended if he didn't. Also, we have our entrance music now 
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« Reply #192 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 17:33:54 » |
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My old man said he saw charlie austin today outside the county ground anyone else hear this?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #193 on: Friday, September 25, 2009, 17:35:25 » |
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Your old man didn't tell me this, no.
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