Simon Pieman
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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 00:39:22 » |
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Deposits of gold have been found along the banks of the River Ray
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 00:42:39 » |
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Every time you use the word "microsoft" (spoken or otherwise) Bill Gates grows another nipple, as documented in his contract with the devil he signed in order to build his vast wealth.
Bill hopes that if things ever go tits-up, so to speak, that he will be a big hit on the freak show circuit.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 00:47:58 » |
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Red was initially to be known as yellow - and vice-versa - but a mistake by some inbred some time ago meant the O*ford English Dictionary printed their descriptions incorrectly - this mistake lends itself very well to taunting said inbred's 'homies' in a chant derived from a song from a musical...
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 12:12:29 » |
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I spread the word in my local last night about Gok Wan being a thief. Someone asked if he used to be fat, I said it was a fat suit that he used to aid his cleptomania. Think I got a few
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 14:06:36 » |
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Channel 4's Come Dine With Me is scripted and performed by members of the local amateur dramatics society/club.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 15:54:21 » |
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News Just in:
Britain Doesn't have talent.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 22:15:24 » |
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In the 1980's margaret thatcher would eat 2 Wham Bars before breakfast
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 22:30:09 » |
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told the cashier in somerfield shoreham-by-sea gok wan was a thief, said he was caught a few years ago in waitrose. word will def spread now.
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 22:47:37 » |
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Matthew McConaughey was born without a belly-button
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, May 28, 2009, 22:58:55 » |
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ravi bopara has only 4 fingers on his left hand
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, May 29, 2009, 08:40:33 » |
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Elephants have big ears..and Noddy wont pay the ransom.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #71 on: Sunday, May 31, 2009, 20:14:08 » |
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This thread must not die. I have got about 5 people believing that Gok Wan is a thief, hopefully it'll be all round Swindon by August, then finally hit the national press around christmas.
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« Reply #72 on: Sunday, May 31, 2009, 20:48:10 » |
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told the cashier in somerfield shoreham-by-sea gok wan was a thief, said he was caught a few years ago in waitrose. word will def spread now.
I shocked and appalled you shop in somewhere as low brow as Somerfields.
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« Reply #73 on: Sunday, May 31, 2009, 20:57:01 » |
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Was going to update Gok's Wiki page with this info but decided against it for fear of Libellous action!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #74 on: Sunday, May 31, 2009, 21:57:12 » |
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Seventeen years ago an admin error meant that we skipped thursday - we are now one day ahead at all times.
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