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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 22:34:21 » |
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I've renounced denim.
That any good?
The man said believable |
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The Grim Reaper
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 22:40:40 » |
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Katie Price (Jordan) has a brain tumour and will be dead within 6 months.
Que media worship of her, various pullouts, magazines to follow.
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strooood
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:22:52 » |
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Dean Gaffney spent six months inside for possession.
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officially blacker than the night.
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Nemo
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:25:40 » |
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Martin Keown cannot wink.
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michael
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:28:58 » |
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Marilyn Manson was in The Wonder Years
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michael
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:31:17 » |
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Mark Marshall didn't join Bournemouth on loan because he cannot drive.
If possible, can this internet rumour be cross-posted to the Mark Marshall thread please?
For anyone over there to take as gospel.
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strooood
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:42:11 » |
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Bert Reynolds invented Primula cheese spread but got disillusioned when a company director decided to put ham in it.
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 23:54:15 » |
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Remember its only a rumour but Leefer is a complete twat.
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 00:06:29 » |
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Swine flu was created in a laboratory by Roche, the manufacturers of tamiflu.
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 00:08:42 » |
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The queen tried to claim expenses for twenty-eight dwarfs who were used to carry trays of cocaine on their heads at a party at Buckingham Palace last weekend.
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 00:15:13 » |
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Dean Gaffney spent six months inside for possession.
Marshall spent six months inside Dean Gaffney |
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Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 06:52:21 » |
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some of these rumours are pure gold, now whatever is written in this thread has to be treated as absolute, psread the word TEF'ers.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 07:05:59 » |
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Michael Barrymore likes to brutally arse fuck young men then take them swimming.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 07:38:04 » |
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Noel Edmonds and Howard from the Halifax ads have been secretly trying to adopt a child and have been on the adoption register for over two years.
Apparently Howard was overheard calling Noel "Mum" in preparation for their up and coming parenthood.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:40:38 » |
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Tom Henning Øvrebø is Josep Guardiola's second cousin and was seen partying with Barcelona players before their game against Chelsea.
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