Bob's Orange
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:27:43 » |
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Floella Benjamin is actually a man
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:28:47 » |
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jamie oliver first started out as a dental nurse
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:31:21 » |
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I think this might work. I just told a chap in my office that Tony Robinson got caught on camera with his cock up a dolphin at Hastings sealife centre. He was "Really! Fucking 'ell!"
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:34:22 » |
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Jade Goody didn't have cancer. She shaved off all her hair and dedicated it to the Euthanasia testing centre in Great Yarmouth before being terminated.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:37:37 » |
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Dale Winton is in secret talks with drinks makers Britvic to be the new face of Tango.
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 10:40:40 » |
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Doctor and the Medics are to reform for a one off gig this summer in the New Forest to help raise funds for nuns with arthritis.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:11:11 » |
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Peter Andre is having an affair with Victoria Beckham.
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spacey
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:18:21 » |
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Is anybody spreading these rumours? My entire office thinks that Tony Robinson has fucked a dolphin.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:24:34 » |
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I'd spread some but I don't have any friends.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:25:12 » |
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The ladies in my team were disheartened to hear Gok Wan is a thief.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 11:38:05 » |
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This is the most fun I've had at work in ages! The chap next to me is reading The Sun, to see if there's anything in there.
"Fucking hell, I thought it'd be front page. What a wong 'un!"
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 12:49:06 » |
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Robbie Williams has been seeking councilling from an LA psychiatrist after becoming addicted to Sheba cat food.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 12:55:51 » |
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Delia Smith was born with a penis.
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 12:56:22 » |
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Hedy Lamarr (the Hollywood actress) invented a guidance system for torpedoes in WWII
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 13:04:08 » |
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Russ Abbot is to make a TV comeback starring in a remake of the 2 ronnies with Russel Howard, it's going to be called the 2 russ's
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