mexico red
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« on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 19:46:49 » |
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This is the base for all internet rumours, they can start here on TEF then we can try and make them get into the real world. If you hear one of the rumours said to you by someone who does not post on here its a moral victory for the TEF.
I will get the ball rolling with the first skeleton rumour which anyone on here is entitled to add meat to its bones....
Gok Wan is a thief.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 19:53:38 » |
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Adrian Chiles is addicted to the feeling that you get when you puke so hard that sick starts coming out your nose. To recreate the effect he stuffs his mouth with papier-mâché before snorting lines of his own shit until his body takes over with the desired reflex action.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:02:16 » |
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Gordon Brown only has one eye.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:07:00 » |
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Stephen Hawking only got in to physics in the hope he could invent a time machine, travel back to 1944 and seduce Anne Frank.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:08:01 » |
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You lot are shit at this.
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mexico red
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:12:34 » |
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ben the rumours have to be realistic, the more believable the better, like the following
Guy Garvey of elbow has been fighting bulimia for years.
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Talk Talk
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:16:46 » |
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I've renounced denim.
That any good?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:16:46 » |
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but that's no fun.
Ant and Dec separated in their professional presenting partnership several years ago, however ITV still own the rights to Dec's appearance and so the man you see on the telly is actually a CGI Dec, this is why you never see them making physical contact with each other.
The real Dec lives in a flat in Gateshead which he's not allowed to leave under his contract agreement with ITV.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:24:11 » |
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I've renounced denim.
That any good?
The mighty Twill, god of denim, will be angry with you. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:38:50 » |
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Tony Robinson is into beastieality
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Things get better but they never get good
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mexico red
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 20:57:26 » |
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him and rolf harris are at it together
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 21:02:18 » |
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Tony Robinson is into beastieality
Yeah, I heard that. Apparently he got caught at The Hastings Sealife Centre having sex with a dolphin. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 21:03:40 » |
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Martin clunes kicks tramps
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 21:07:13 » |
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god does exist
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 21:15:29 » |
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can they be fact? Jermaine Jenas is gay
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