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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 13:39:37 » |
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Elvis Presley's suede shoes were actually a dark purple colour, but because of black and white television, nobody knew until 1985, years after his death
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 14:36:36 » |
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chef Gordon Ramsey has exclusively revealed that the secret ingredient in all of his dishes is rice krispies
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 14:41:37 » |
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The News of The World are reportedly lining up a shock move to hire the TEF's very own Bob's Orange as their new chief rumor mongerer.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 15:05:09 » |
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Sheena Easton has applied for a director of Football role at Manchester City.
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 18:40:03 » |
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Highland cows used to have a mop of hair on their heads that inspired the Tom'o'Shanter. However, years of breeding has led to this feature no longer being visible.
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 18:46:04 » |
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Snack Van Open..is a Dutch outside catering magnate...he is currently fighting a court case ware a customer found a pair of lips in his homemade hamster jam...said customer was very unhappy when Snack starting singing...when its spring again its spring again two lips from amster jam.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 20:54:03 » |
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Douglas Hogg, the MP who infamously claimed the cost of cleaning his moat at the tax payers expense, is a Swindon Town fan, and regularly posts on a fan's forum website under the pseudonym of flammableBen. He also claims his broadband bill on expenses and reads the Daily Mail.
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 21:31:00 » |
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Soloman Olembe, one-time Leeds player, is dead.
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 22:28:09 » |
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Its a well known myth that John Thaw invented morse code. He did in fact invent De-icer
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 22:31:34 » |
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Bergerac's John Nettles' nickname is Stinger, due to his love of the cult classic tv programme 'Stingray'
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 22:33:45 » |
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I'm actually the playwrite and co-star of Independence Day, Mrs. Doubtfire and Mulan, Harvey Fierstein.
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 22:34:31 » |
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Mark Marshall is unique amongst football league players as he only has three toes on each foot.
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, May 20, 2009, 23:30:08 » |
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I'm actually the playwrite and co-star of Independence Day, Mrs. Doubtfire and Mulan, Harvey Fierstein.
As a wrighter, I'd expect you to be able to spell playright write  |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #58 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 00:36:34 » |
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The inspiration for Ja Ja Binks came from a very twisted young George Lucas experiment in which he has sex simultaniuosly with a rabbit and a frog. Jabba the Hut's inspiration came from the fat fuck of a science teacher that expelled him after catching him.
As an aside - all cheese is made black and is dyed to be the varying different colours we recognise them as being
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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 00:37:46 » |
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Vegetarian sausages are made mostly from the dead flesh of otters.
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