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Barry Scott

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« Reply #360 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 17:54:27 »

And if you're female, well really you should know better than to meet ugly bastards off the internet, have some pride.

Agree. Most women could walk into almost any bar and walk up to very few men, with their cards on the table, and get laid - if that's what she was after.

Therefore, it seems that any woman that needs to go online and mix in the cesspit of "online hook-ups" is probably carrying some dangerously evil baggage or has reached psycho level 9999.

It's men that have it hard; we actually have to do the work, but in a non-blatant way. We have to be entertaining, charming, non-desperate, hard-to-get, cool and have enough dickhead sprinkled in that we seem deeper than the sum of our words.

Chap i work with reckons hes been out with 15 or so birds hes met on tinder or pof. Only one of them made him wait for a second date before opening the old legs

I had a mate who ploughed his way through quite a number. Most were after more though and were hurt that all he wanted was the one night. Or more if they made it easy enough.
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« Reply #361 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 17:57:40 »

I can do the sprinkle of dickhead bit.
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« Reply #362 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 19:07:18 »

What is a POF?
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« Reply #363 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 19:08:29 »

I could be wrong, but I think it's Plenty of fish? A dating site?
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« Reply #364 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 19:36:06 »

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« Reply #365 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 19:50:13 »

Chap i work with reckons hes been out with 15 or so birds hes met on tinder or pof. Only one of them made him wait for a second date before opening the old legs

Good old boy

When I split from the Ex I lived in Crawley for a bit and trawled the old dating sites.

Never strung anybody along but still buried the bone more often than not.
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« Reply #366 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 19:55:48 »

Blackadder and MASH both have canned laughter, no? I don't like it as a design choice but there's some fine sitcoms that have used it.
Never got on with Slack Bladder either.
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« Reply #367 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 21:32:59 »

Never been that desperate for sex that I'd use an app for it. I find the whole thing pretty strange to be honest.
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« Reply #368 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 21:43:13 »

You could just message people on here, you'd clean up.
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« Reply #369 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 21:49:41 »

My shag app of choice is Grindr. It is a marvellous tool. Works very well at away games too  Wink
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« Reply #370 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 21:58:00 »

I've fully embraced being a modern man by meeting my girlfriend through an online dating service
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« Reply #371 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 22:04:25 »

What if the female is a right old heifer? How's she ever going to get a length?

That's what Kronenbourg and Stella were invented for.
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« Reply #372 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 22:18:11 »

You could just message people on here, you'd clean up.

I thought we were trying to keep it a secret. Wink


I've fully embraced being a modern man by meeting my girlfriend through an online dating service

I can understand this, it's just the "using an app to get a shag" I can't quite get to grips with.

Also, I really like Kronenbourg   Hmmm...
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« Reply #373 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 22:22:43 »

If you prefer to crack one off, then that's fine.
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SuperBosnian

« Reply #374 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 22:26:26 »

I thought we were trying to keep it a secret. Wink
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