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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #405 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 00:44:52 »

I have never shagged any woman that I wasn't in love with.

I guess you took you're philosophy from your mother....I did as well but mixed in a bit of CS and N.



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« Reply #406 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 07:18:53 »

Have many of you have used Viagra or similar. No fibbing now. Reg?
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« Reply #407 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 07:26:33 »

Have many of you have used Viagra or similar. No fibbing now. Reg?

No, although I did unintentionally find out that tramadol does the same thing.

Um, apparently.
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« Reply #408 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 07:30:30 »

Have many of you have used Viagra or similar. No fibbing now. Reg?

I have, back in my halycon days of plentiful narc consumption. As willing as the fella downstairs may be after a few pills and what not, he just is not able to stand to attention for long enough. The cocktail of recreational drugs, viagra and an eager partner make for an unforgettable night of sexy time.
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« Reply #409 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 08:26:32 »

Have many of you have used Viagra or similar. No fibbing now. Reg?

I've taken it twice, both as part of a fresher challenges at Uni.

Perhaps the effects are lessened when you're shitfaced because I don't recall seeing one erection.
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« Reply #410 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 09:00:04 »

It doesn't force you to get a boner. It only really has any effect when you're on the job, asides from maybe an increased heartbeat rate.
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« Reply #411 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 10:16:39 »

It doesn't force you to get a boner. It only really has any effect when you're on the job, asides from maybe an increased heartbeat rate.
You mean like watching Barry defend?
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« Reply #412 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 11:06:06 »

Have many of you have used Viagra or similar. No fibbing now. Reg?

Nah....never had a problem in that department.  Alcohol does for me...

http://www.theguardian.com/science/sifting-the-evidence/2015/nov/17/sex-does-alcohol-really-make-you-better-in-bed
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« Reply #413 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 11:12:13 »

Me and the mrs used to do it quite regularly. My mrs used to get trails like she was high on mushrooms, although to be fair we were doing a lot of coke at the time too.

Took some in the Vic once then walked back to our yard in town. Took 90 minutes as we stopped for a bang in each alleyway en route.
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« Reply #414 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 12:09:22 »

No, although I did unintentionally find out that tramadol does the same thing.

Um, apparently.

Tramadol has opposite effect on me, can't even raise a smile while taking it
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« Reply #415 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 12:50:59 »

You mean like watching Barry defend?
Watching Barry defend has a similar effect on you to Viagra? FFS, irrespective of the relative merits or otherwise of the young man's defensive capabilities, that's all different kinds of wrong Smiley
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« Reply #416 on: Thursday, November 19, 2015, 12:51:21 »

Tramadol has opposite effect on me, can't even raise a smile while taking it

Seriously, the fucking thing doesn't go down when it's up!  Embarrassed
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« Reply #417 on: Friday, November 20, 2015, 00:12:34 »

Me and the mrs used to do it quite regularly. My mrs used to get trails like she was high on mushrooms, although to be fair we were doing a lot of coke at the time too.

Took some in the Vic once then walked back to our yard in town. Took 90 minutes as we stopped for a bang in each alleyway en route.

Something to print off and show your kids one day. Yeah I'd frame it and wrap it up for Christmas.
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« Reply #418 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 00:44:58 »

I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.
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« Reply #419 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 05:14:07 »

I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.

Wear glasses next time
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