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« Reply #390 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 18:51:39 »

I thought men were from Mars and women from Venus  Hmmm
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« Reply #391 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 20:13:43 »

Men are from Cricklade.
Tasty women are from Malmesbury
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« Reply #392 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 20:16:39 »

Men are from Calne...........
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« Reply #393 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 21:12:37 »

Yeah, this.

What I have an "issue" with is the whole using it for a shag thing, but even then that's because it's just not something I'd ever do myself. If that's what both parties are into though then who cares, go for it. Who you shag and when and why and how is no one's business but your own.

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I have never shagged any woman that I wasn't in love with. Can't do it, never will be able to. I have never had a one night stand and the thought of it just makes me cold. My mum instilled "making love" in me which is not a bad thing.

Being in love sex is the best thing ever because you mean it. And that's what it is for ultimately. Babies should be a product of love.

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Not that I give a shit what anybody else does of course. That's not my life.
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« Reply #394 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 21:35:43 »

<being honest>
My mum instilled "making love" in me

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« Reply #395 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 21:56:09 »

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« Reply #396 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:14:27 »

Alan you are officially fucking mental sir.
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« Reply #397 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:17:24 »

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Superbly quoted that man 

Tbf I sort of agree. The best sex is with someone you love. But I've only found sex bad when it's been bad sex, not for any romantic reason. 
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« Reply #398 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:18:23 »

Thanks Alan, I now have to clean sodden lumps of my coffee-dipped custard cream from my keyboard.
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« Reply #399 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:20:26 »

Alan you are officially fucking mental sir.

I got a response from Dave Russell.

I'm going to retire to Greece now and leave the Internet, Swindon and life as I knew it behind.
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« Reply #400 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:22:23 »

But I've only found sex bad when it's been bad sex

Huh? I've only had bad STFC matches when STFC has been bad.

Um yeah, ok, I getcha
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« Reply #401 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:26:07 »

I'm going to retire to Greece now and leave the Internet, Swindon and life as I knew it behind.

Ells will be relieved Cheesy
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« Reply #402 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:28:25 »

Ells will be relieved Cheesy

She's coming with me but she doesn't know it yet.

Rolled up in a carpet  Cool
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« Reply #403 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:34:15 »

Huh? I've only had bad STFC matches when STFC has been bad.

Um yeah, ok, I getcha

ha! Retaliatory quoting :p 

You must know what I mean. I've only thought "that was bad sex" if it was physically disappointing (I love that phraseology) rather than because of a lack of emotional connection. I've had some great sex with people I'm definitely not in love with.

I've never been to Greece..
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« Reply #404 on: Wednesday, November 18, 2015, 22:38:04 »

I've never been to Greece..

Watch your back...
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