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« Reply #135 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 09:53:19 » |
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Mex! Mex!
He's A Cunt!
He's More Batty,
Than James Blunt!  |
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adje
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« Reply #136 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 12:10:22 » |
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Kinky Tom is oh so loud
You always hear him in the crowd
When"Give us an S"young Tom voices
We know that we just have no choices
But to sing and thank god that we dont support Borussia Moenchengladbach!
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adje
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« Reply #137 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 21:10:12 » |
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Whaddaya know,Mex and me
We are off to Germany
To see his countrymen in action
Will give him so much satisfaction
If the cunts dont win
Twill be a sin
But he will take it on the chins
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adje
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« Reply #138 on: Sunday, February 5, 2006, 00:02:23 » |
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ODE TO SONIC
Oh he of sound musical taste
Threatening stare and expanding waist
He patrols the forum with authority
And bans those with whom he doesn't agree
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adje
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« Reply #139 on: Sunday, February 5, 2006, 00:14:11 » |
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Some say that DV85
Is the most miserable cunt alive
I think they are being unfair
To the guy with the expanding hair
With him I pretty much agree
Except when the subject is Gurney
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DMR
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« Reply #140 on: Sunday, February 5, 2006, 15:17:39 » |
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Super Taff is fucking sound
Although he never buys a round
It's not his fault he likes sheep
He's welsh you see so he does 'em deep
In The Lamb he drinks Red Stripe
And all he ever posts is tripe
And when I race the cunt to swindon
He cuts me up just to win them
He's addicted to the machine in Marios
and his bird Shelley is a ho
We've all done her up the arse
But Parker ain't he's got no class
Word!
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« Reply #141 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 19:02:41 » |
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 Dave does he mind you calling his bird a ho? |
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« Reply #142 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 19:52:33 » |
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Dave does he mind you calling his bird a ho? Does he have a choice? |
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« Reply #143 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:35:46 » |
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 This thread was ace.......however my poem was not. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #144 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:13:13 » |
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Birdy is my female idol Don't make the same mistakes as me though sade  Be a lesbian, men are cunts So catch 22 then, you'd always end up with a cunt |
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« Reply #145 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:19:12 » |
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Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes I do actually wish I was a lezzer :x
Least you don't get some hairy elephant squirting his juice on you.
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« Reply #146 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:22:58 » |
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that must be a lot of juice, coming from an elephant... if I was a bird I'd defo be a lesbian.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #147 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:23:41 » |
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 no you get minge juice in your face instead :| Si Pie is right though, no matter what you do, you can't escape a cunt. I am gonna do a blackcurrant and declare myself celibate |
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« Reply #148 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:25:24 » |
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mmmmmm, minge juice.
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red macca
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« Reply #149 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:26:05 » |
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im celibate
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