me and my mrs was in Anne Summers once, she was getting a joke present for someone and me being me i was looking at all the dildos.
then this fit bird (who worked there) asked if i was looking to buy, i said we're thinking about it (my wife got highly embarassed) and then she just went on telling me how good the RR is and how good the orgasms are
i must have stood there looking completely gormless cos all i could think about was this bird and her RR going at it
until my mrs said thank you and tugged my arm to leave.
i could have stayed there all day listening to that
