Play tribute to your favourite forum member here!

[Sade]

Yo, yous lot you taking the piss?
Coz if you are you should really learn not to diss,
Yeah I av fing for micheal pook,
But who would'nt?, he is fit as fook,
I av no job yeah,
but who said I liked it like dat,
Sitting on my bum all day- I hate being a lazy cat,
I am hoping some poet is reading this thread,
He will then realise my raps and poems are frickin wicKED,
And one day when I am making millions of pounds,
You aint getting any but Birdy is cos she is well sound.
 



(that was meant to be a rap by the way)

[reeves4england]

 Im laughing AT you not With you

[larwood]

You aint getting any but Birdy is cos she is well sound.
 

 
Won't you give me any of your money ? My poem for you spelt out your name [look at the first letter of each sentence].Surely thats worth something :boohoo:

[Sade]

You aint getting any but Birdy is cos she is well sound.
 

 
Won't you give me any of your money ? My poem for you spelt out your name [look at the first letter of each sentence].Surely thats worth something :boohoo:

oh ok then    fair enough (I did'nt see it spelt my name down the side-genius)

[larwood]

I did'nt see it spelt my name down the side-genius)

 :scribe:
Thats me,a genius  

[Mexicano Rojo]

ode to yeovil

yeovil red drinks like a cunt
he loves to bet he likes a punt
he works all night just like a black
when he gets home he empties his sack

he has a dog he loves it so
he sometimes acts like the deacon joe
he shouts and grunts at the footie match
he would like to get in birdies snatch

[Ralphy]

Ode to Mex

Mex is from Brighton and runs a club
He sits next to Lady and dreams of a rub
He drives an MG all over the country
Sometimes stopping for Walrus to pee

He spins the tunes on his decks
All the gay men flex their pecks
He told Ifil that he's not doing the job
We all love this cuddley blob

[Super_Taff]

OF all the people on TEF
One the best, thats for def
DMR is my fave
DMR, the one they call Dave

He likes to rant, he likes to chant
And he has a fucking fit aunt                            (he actually does!!)
He likes to google porn and scat
Away fans all think him a twat

But here a TEF he's at home
And he dont need to rant alone
So big up rizpect to DMR
Stick with him and you willz go far


Innit Aiiiii!!!!!

[Leggett]

i like the games i sit near mex's dad
he swears and shouts, its fucking rad
he shouted 'sheeeeeeeeep-shaggers' at the taffs
and everyone around him laughed and laughed  

theres this little tash above his top lip
when he sits by away fans, he's gives em some jip
when mex danced to the jam at half time he looked on in despair
almost as if he wished he wasnt there.


   sorry mex i ran out of ideas at the end

[sonicyouth]

technically mex's dad isn't a forum member...

am i nobody's favourite?  

[Simon Pieman]

technically mex's dad isn't a forum member...

am i nobody's favourite?  

No because you're a goth  

[Simon Pieman]

sonicyouth pretends he's not goth
and bans people from the forum when they piss him off
he's started drinking and smoking too
if you're not careful he might ban you

sonicyouth is a bit of a hoolie
although protests he was kicked out unduly
he shouts and swears, like an evil bear
but he shaves off most of his hair

sonicyouth starts lots of fights
especially if you nick his malboro lights
but buy him a guinness and his face will soften
although this doesn't happen very often

[STFC Village]

A Poem For Craigo

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=45

Craigo, Craigo, Where Did You Go?
Been Signed Up Since Day Zero,
You've Still Not Posted A Thing,
Not Even About Andy King.

Perhaps You Are A Lurker?
Another Late Night Worker?
Or Maybe You Don't Hang Around,
Inside The County Ground?

To See You Post Would Make Me Smile,
Why Don't You Just Take A While,
To Discuss The Latest Fixture,
Or A Recent Walrus Adventure.




Wow, i'm really bored :|

[STFC Village]

Mex! Mex!
He's A Cunt!
He's More Batty,
Than James Blunt!

[sonicyouth]

sonicyouth pretends he's not goth
and bans people from the forum when they piss him off
he's started drinking and smoking too
if you're not careful he might ban you

sonicyouth is a bit of a hoolie
although protests he was kicked out unduly
he shouts and swears, like an evil bear
but he shaves off most of his hair

sonicyouth starts lots of fights
especially if you nick his malboro lights
but buy him a guinness and his face will soften
although this doesn't happen very often

brilliant, it's wonderfully (in)accurate as well