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« Reply #60 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:01:01 » |
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« Reply #61 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:03:04 » |
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I remember her, she's a fucking fruitcake!
You're not just saying that to make me feel better are you? I do have more contemporary cultural reference points honest. I just can't remember them........... |
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« Reply #62 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:04:35 » |
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I remember her, she's a fucking fruitcake!
You're not just saying that to make me feel better are you? I do have more contemporary cultural reference points honest. I just can't remember them........... |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #63 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:07:43 » |
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I get told at work I talk like Pam Ayres, and something about a fucking toothbrush. cunt wank cunts tit fanny's and arse. fuck off :evil:
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« Reply #64 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:09:19 » |
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Delightful...
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« Reply #65 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:12:27 » |
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Shw wrote the wonderbra...
I bought myself a Wonderbra
For fourteen ninety nine,
It looked so good on the model girl's chest,
And I hoped it would on mine,
I took it from the packaging
And when I tried it on,
The Wonderbra restored to me
All I believed had gone
Chorus:
Let's all salute the Wonderbra,
The Wonderbra, the Wonderbra,
Let's all salute the Wonderbra,
For fourteen ninety-nine.
It gave me such a figure,
I can't believe it's mine,
I showed it to my husband
And it made his eyeballs shine,
And when I served the breakfast,
The kids cried out, 'Hooray!
Here comes our darling mother,
with her bosom on a tray!'
I didn't really need one,
my present bra, it's true,
Had only been in constant use
Since nineteen eighty-two,
But the silhouette I dreamed about,
Is mine, is mine at last,
And builders on the scaffolding,
Drop off as I walk past
Chorus:
Singing .. let's all salute the Wonderbra,
The Wonderbra, the Wonderbra,
Let's all salute the Wonderbra
For fourteen ninety-nine!
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:13:52 » |
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Delightful... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:19:07 » |
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cunt wank cunts tit fanny's and arse. fuck off
I assume thats an extract from a piece written during Pam's short-lived post-punk performance poet career. I'm not really familiar with that part of her canon. It's got some good emotive drive though. I particulary like the cunt........cunts bit. Repetition and variation, a classic bit of poetic technique. |
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:21:48 » |
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cunt wank cunts tit fanny's and arse. fuck off
I assume thats an extract from a piece written during Pam's short-lived post-punk performance poet career. I'm not really familiar with that part of her canon. It's got some good emotive drive though. I particulary like the cunt........cunts bit. Repetition and variation, a classic bit of poetic technique. you are a cunt, don't take the piss out of a woman in a mood from hell |
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:27:43 » |
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OOOOOOOOOk, obviously not a happy morning the STFCBird house. ..........
Blimey is that the time already ..... ahem must do some work.....
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:35:29 » |
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OOOOOOOOOk, obviously not a happy morning the STFCBird house. ..........
Blimey is that the time already ..... ahem must do some work..... It is always bad in the bird house. Don't run away................. you fucking http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/chicken.jpg |
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« Reply #71 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:37:23 » |
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is that a chicken or a cock?
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« Reply #72 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:38:40 » |
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:49:28 » |
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STFC bird posting pictures of cocks - one of the least surprising events ever on the TEF |
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:50:08 » |
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And you're the T'ender most like their internet persona?
Do men find that intimidating at all?
He says from the safe distance of 160 miles or so
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