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« Reply #75 on: Monday, January 13, 2025, 16:56:02 » |
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A bit of a long shot, but if you can get some big cat poo from a zoo then that will keep cats well clear of your garden.
Also human piss might work!
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« Reply #76 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 15:40:01 » |
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A bit of a long shot, but if you can get some big cat poo from a zoo then that will keep cats well clear of your garden.
Also human piss might work!
You can buy it boxed! A company called Silent Roar.( I used to work for them!) |
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« Reply #77 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 15:40:40 » |
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....the lion shit that is. Not human piss!
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« Reply #78 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 17:52:28 » |
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I can put some piss in a box for you. A jar might be better though.
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« Reply #79 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 13:34:15 » |
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The rubber snakes and brambles failed  Now have a portable metal fence around the area it shites on.  |
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« Reply #80 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 18:23:31 » |
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Looks like you'll be tapping up MG for a box of piss
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« Reply #82 on: Friday, February 14, 2025, 12:06:44 » |
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My mind did not go to using clippers on fur & I was just thinking yeah getting them clipped would annoy me too.
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« Reply #83 on: Thursday, May 22, 2025, 09:39:58 » |
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The local cats have now moved on to my car. They must have climbed on it last night. Dirty paw prints on the bonnet and the roof looks like they had a curry on it. Fucking things.
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« Reply #84 on: Thursday, May 22, 2025, 10:05:36 » |
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You need officer Dibble on the case to sort out Topcat and the gang😁
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« Reply #85 on: Friday, May 23, 2025, 14:30:09 » |
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Just as a side note the rubber snake idea has now made it around a half dozen members of my extended family after I suggested it, after reading about it on here. They all swear by it and have been recommending to neighbours, friends, the postie etc.
The trick apparently is to have multiple in rotation.
So if anyone is in or around Devizes and sees rubber snakes on gardens, this is as a direct result of this thread.
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