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Berniman
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« Reply #450 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 15:13:07 »

Yeah, its annoying that it.

I dont have many friends online so i have to resort to playing with randoms who don't communicate and just do their own thing.

You have me but you don't communicate to me Cheesy

I am on as BernimanUK if anyone to add..  see you all in the warzone Smiley
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« Reply #451 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 15:20:17 »

You have me but you don't communicate to me Cheesy

I am on as BernimanUK if anyone to add..  see you all in the warzone Smiley

I never see you online. 
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tans
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« Reply #452 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 15:39:39 »

On the plus side of all this, once all passed, that holidays to Italy should be quite cheap to boost the economy?

I havent booked flights to Portugal yet for this reason
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« Reply #453 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 16:15:32 »

What are the options:

1.  leave tables as they are with promotion and relegation determined on incomplete position (unfair on teams with games in hand)
2.  apply points average to unplayed games to determine table (helps teams with games in hand)
3.  deem remaining games all 0-0 (helps teams with games in hand, unsuccessful ones more than successful ones)
4.  abandon the season with no promotion or relegation (not easy in premier league with CL and Europa or for choosing who does play in EFL Cup early rounds)
5.  attempt to play the games as normal asap but perhaps before June 30 (not much time for players or clubs to plan ahead)
6.  attempt to play games behind closed doors (with I Player pay per view)
7.  too many games and not enough time? Then have some sort of play off based on the present table where issues at stake  (eg  Wycombe are out of the Lg 1 play offs, on goal difference only, but have a game in hand)
8.  play play offs
9.  team finishing top of play off places awarded promotion or drawing of lots.

July would be litigation time (with penalties to decide if hearings not concluded Wink )
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DiV
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« Reply #454 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 16:29:16 »

...or use all the results from the corresponding fixtures to calculate the remaining results....
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #455 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 16:36:13 »

...or use all the results from the corresponding fixtures to calculate the remaining results....
Modern day version of the "pools panel"!
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« Reply #456 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 16:42:11 »

...or simulate all the games on FIFA 20.

Make them full 90 minute matches and put them on iFollow
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« Reply #457 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 16:49:53 »

Maybe those with games in hand should be allowed to play them. Albeit behind closed doors if necessary.
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« Reply #458 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:17:16 »

We should simply recognise the realities of modern football and arrange the teams in each league in order of wealth.
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« Reply #459 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:20:55 »

Or in order of the complexity of the closest roundabout?

I don't see how anybody could disagree with that to be fair.
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« Reply #460 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:21:11 »

Expect a big jump in London tomorrow/Sunday on the figures. Been bat shit crazy today in the world of Local government. If there isn't a big jump, there is some serious lying/misinformation/breakdown in reporting going on.
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« Reply #461 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:21:53 »

Or in order of the complexity of the closest roundabout?

I don't see how anybody could disagree with that to be fair.

Genius.  Problem solved.
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« Reply #462 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:22:26 »

Genius.  Problem solved.

Franchise will be delighted
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey

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« Reply #463 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:26:13 »

Despite there being zero cases of Coronavirus here on the island, as from tomorrow all cafes and restaurants will close. As per Italy only pharmacies and food stores will be open.

Yikes!
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« Reply #464 on: Friday, March 13, 2020, 17:30:22 »

Expect a big jump in London tomorrow/Sunday on the figures. Been bat shit crazy today in the world of Local government. If there isn't a big jump, there is some serious lying/misinformation/breakdown in reporting going on.

I suspect the official figures are nonsense, we are in the sticks here yet there is a case in our village and in both of the neighbouring villages.
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