Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Bob's Orange]

Last year when I was walking home from the gym I passed a shop I noticed an electric scooter leaning against it. 10 seconds later I was on the pavement and I had no idea how it had happened.

Seemingly 2 people on a scooter had mounted the pavement and grabbed it. On trying to get away it swung around, hit the shop window and then my thigh, knocking the scooter out of his hands and me off my feet. (I was listening to a podcast on my headphones so heard nothing). My leg was sore for the next week or so, those things are heavy!!

[Legends-Lounge]

The problem is your now seeing small groups of them on the paths together and their also doubling up so there's an element of going as fast as they can to compete with each other

That’s what elbows are for 😉

[Jimmy Quinn]

Naughty😀

[DV Canio]

The FA cup final on at 5.15. I know it's been like this for years, and I've probably moaned about it every year since. It's just personally very inconvenient to have on around dinner time.

I don’t mind the time but I absolutely fucking hate the fact the FA Cup final is happening whilst the league is still going on.

League should finish on a Saturday. Following Saturday should be the FA Cup final. Week later CL final.

[Legends-Lounge]

Naughty😀

True storey. Just when the scooters were becoming popular about five years ago I had to have operation to repair a break and put in two screws in my elbow three days before we flew to Cyprus, Protaras being where we always stayed if you know it. The main strip is now one way to ease traffic and slow it down which works. Anyway we were wandering down on our second day about lunchtime and two twats came out of nowhere towards us. First one narrowly missed me by cutting across the pathway onto the road as there people behind us and he had in effect nowhere to go, the second ran over my foot lost his balance and wobbled onto the road to have an argument with the near side wing of a Merc. I swore like you do with plenty of Anglo Saxon expletives as my arm was all neatly contained in a sling which upsets your balance a bit and in truth shocked the fuck out of me. The Merc driver wasn’t so forgiving 😁

[Jimmy Quinn]

I can see why you hate them and sounds like you had a lucky escape there as any impact could have left you in hospital. I've never been to Cyprus just the Greek Islanda a few times

[Jimmy Quinn]

I don’t mind the time but I absolutely fucking hate the fact the FA Cup final is happening whilst the league is still going on.

League should finish on a Saturday. Following Saturday should be the FA Cup final. Week later CL final.

Flames beside the pitch during daylight

[Bogus Dave]

I used to support Leicester as a kid. My first football memories are Emile heskey scoring a last minute equaliser in the league cup final, and being allowed to stay up to watch the replay later in the week. I cried when they lost to spurs in the final a few years later

When I was about 14 I started going to Swindon with mates, got a season ticket and decided that Swindon were my first team, and have supported them throughout since

What a fucking idiot

[Crispy]

I used to support Leicester as a kid. My first football memories are Emile heskey scoring a last minute equaliser in the league cup final, and being allowed to stay up to watch the replay later in the week. I cried when they lost to spurs in the final a few years later

When I was about 14 I started going to Swindon with mates, got a season ticket and decided that Swindon were my first team, and have supported them throughout since

What a fucking idiot

Just seen this tweet. Fantastic.

[4D]

Hornet? Found it in my garden, alive at first