Prawn Phal

[tans]

Vindaloo for me last night. Had four shits today and nearly got caught in town this morning whilst shopping. Had to do a hover job in the savoy bogs. That was shit no4 and an unexpected one at that.
Hate taking a shit in public toilets and I never sit on them on the rare occasions I need one.

For what its worth im the same when it comes to any bog apart from my own.

[Flashheart]

Get caught short out here and you might find yourself having to use one of these:

[Bob's Orange]

I had to use one of those on a ferry in Thailand. The single most disgusting thing I've ever done!

[Simon Pieman]

A few Naga chillies in a curry will make it volcanic in heat.

Peppers don't actually burn your skin, it just feels like it.

[Arriba]

Get caught short out here and you might find yourself having to use one of these:

Seen a few of these in the UK. Companies are installing them due to ethnic employees breaking normal toilet seats by standing on them to squat.
Aint used one myself though.

[4D]

They have them in France,  I thought I'd walked into a shower by mistake

[Mother Brown]

Seen a few of these in the UK. Companies are installing them due to ethnic employees breaking normal toilet seats by standing on them to squat.
Aint used one myself though.

Them there shitters are nothing new.
Can remember them when i first  went to Itie  early 80s.
Not surprised that companies  in the Uk are installing said sanitary wear,considering the majority of the employees are  taliban.
Tin hat adorned  at a jaunty angle.