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« on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 22:09:54 » |
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Not sure what thread to put this in but here goes.
Done one tonight for the first time,simmering away and the aroma alone has made my nips go lumb and my gums are bleeding. . . is this normal?
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Nemo
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 22:25:02 » |
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Pretty much.
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4D
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 22:32:57 » |
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Can you report back from your toilet bowl tomorrow? Thanks
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 22:47:27 » |
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Can you report back from your toilet bowl tomorrow? Thanks
I suspect the toilet bowl will cease to exist... |
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 23:13:40 » |
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I suspect the toilet bowl will cease to exist...
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 00:06:29 » |
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You'll have an arsehole like a bullet-wound in the morning.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 00:23:22 » |
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my mate had a tindaloo in rafus, so say hotter than a phal. his eyes were pissing water  |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 07:16:39 » |
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Love a phal or vindaloo. Lovely curry.
As an added bonus, they are always good for a bowel clearout
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fatbasher
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 07:44:28 » |
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Might be a bit late to put the loo roll in the freezer then.....
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 09:09:21 » |
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Ahhhh prawn phaal the great napalm enemizer, handle with care but extremely tasty none the less.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 09:57:13 » |
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Love a phal or vindaloo. Lovely curry.
As an added bonus, they are always good for a bowel clearout
The food is good and it acts as a free colonic irrigation |
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Mother Brown
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 12:44:26 » |
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Must admit,it didn"t taste as hot as i thought it would. Apart from an itchy scalp and the token runny nose,no serious reactions whilst eating it. Got some left in the pot so thats Mondays dinner sorted,probably taste hotter tomorrow as there wont be a slab of Carling consumed before hand  This mornings constitutional lasted ten seconds but it took ten minutes to wipe my arse. |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 12:48:47 » |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 12:53:38 » |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 13:44:42 » |
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Vindaloo for me last night. Had four shits today and nearly got caught in town this morning whilst shopping. Had to do a hover job in the savoy bogs. That was shit no4 and an unexpected one at that.
Hate taking a shit in public toilets and I never sit on them on the rare occasions I need one.
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