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« on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:18:16 » |
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Ok. As nothing gets past me, I'll take the keepers jersey.
Any volunteers or suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:22:08 » |
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Lumps on the left wing  |
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:25:16 » |
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Can I be cone gatherer ?
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:48:03 » |
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Can I be cone gatherer ?
Can I do Digby's wife ? |
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:51:06 » |
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Chang could deal with the press releases.
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Peter Venkman
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Perfection is not attainable
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:54:46 » |
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Can I do Digby's wife ?
Tracey? is he still with her? I remember her showing off her new £3,000 boob job in the pub about 20 years ago, she was very popular. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Sir Pissalot
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:58:04 » |
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I'll call dibs on the Picaretta role and sit motionless in the dugout for 90 minutes.
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kerry red
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:38:54 » |
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I could be the gormless fucker who gets pissed in local pubs and gets decked
Flint replacement in other words
We should also sign that fella with 10 stone testicles - he's got balls
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:40:21 » |
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Lumps on the left wing Lumps started on the left wing...but recently went over to the right. I'd like the TAH role...sit around doing fuck all, but getting paid a fat wedge. Also doubling up as a caption in the Confederation's Cup, getting stuffed by everyone but loved by Brazilians. Have some Tahitian women...art innit. http://www.artunframed.com/images/artmis30/gauguin76.jpg |
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:44:20 » |
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I've scored a goal at the CG if that helps.
Not sure Jed could match my wages!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:55:18 » |
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I'll bowl a few overs of leg breaks!
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 14:23:18 » |
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I'll play for travel expenses and full access to the bar/food facilities. Attacking right winger normally, but after a couple of pies I'm a lazy deep-lying midfielder.
Beggars can't be choosers on a shoestring.
Speaking of which, I could do with a new pair of boots.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 14:47:19 » |
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Ive just discovered a hernia so Im out. If you buy me a buggy Ill drive on with a stretcher to take off the rest of you cripples when the injuries occur.
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 15:33:50 » |
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left back in the changing room for me
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 15:38:21 » |
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Happy to sit alongside Honkytonk in the middle of the park and caress sideways passes around like a young Michael Carrick
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