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« on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:18:16 »

Ok. As nothing gets past me, I'll take the keepers jersey.

Any volunteers or suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:22:08 »

Lumps on the left wing  Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:25:16 »

Can I be cone gatherer ?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:48:03 »

Can I be cone gatherer ?

Can I do Digby's wife ?
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:51:06 »

Chang could deal with the press releases.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:54:46 »

Can I do Digby's wife ?
Tracey? is he still with her? I remember her showing off her new £3,000 boob job in the pub about 20 years ago, she was very popular.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 12:58:04 »

I'll call dibs on the Picaretta role and sit motionless in the dugout for 90 minutes.
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kerry red

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:38:54 »

I could be the gormless fucker who gets pissed in local pubs and gets decked

Flint replacement in other words

We should also sign that fella with 10 stone testicles - he's got balls
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:40:21 »

Lumps on the left wing  Smiley

Lumps started on the left wing...but recently went over to the right.

I'd like the TAH role...sit around doing fuck all, but getting paid a fat wedge.  Also doubling up as a caption in the Confederation's Cup, getting stuffed by everyone but loved by Brazilians. Have some Tahitian women...art innit.

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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:44:20 »

I've scored a goal at the CG if that helps.

Not sure Jed could match my wages!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 13:55:18 »

I'll bowl a few overs of leg breaks!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 14:23:18 »

I'll play for travel expenses and full access to the bar/food facilities. Attacking right winger normally, but after a couple of pies I'm a lazy deep-lying midfielder.

Beggars can't be choosers on a shoestring.

Speaking of which, I could do with a new pair of boots.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 14:47:19 »

Ive just discovered a hernia so Im out.  If you buy me a buggy Ill drive on with a stretcher to take off the rest of you cripples when the injuries occur.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 15:33:50 »

left back in the changing room for me
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DMR

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 15:38:21 »

Happy to sit alongside Honkytonk in the middle of the park and caress sideways passes around like a young Michael Carrick
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