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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 16:32:14 » |
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Lumps started on the left wing...but recently went over to the right.
I've always played RB or RW. I have no left foot whatsoever, I just have a completely useless foot like appendage at the end of my left leg. It's handy for keeping my upright while I play the ball with my right foot, but not for much else. |
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Bukkake Regiment
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:40:38 » |
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I'm like a slow JP McGovern. Anywhere in midfield is fine.
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Posh Red
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:44:11 » |
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I'm like a fat Razor Ruddock, only about a foot shorter.
I can make tea though, so I will put myself forward as the new Curly
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dalumpimunki
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:50:23 » |
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I'm like a fat Razor Ruddock, only about a foot shorter.
There's a pretty obvious tautology in that sentence, it's like saying you're a like a chavvy Aden Flint, or a useless Michael Pook. |
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:53:13 » |
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I'm actually ok and not that slow, I just have zero stamina so I have to run around slowly to conserve my energy.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:54:02 » |
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I'm like a fat Razor Ruddock, only about a foot shorter.
I can make tea though, so I will put myself forward as the new Curly
A fat Razor Ruddock? The County Ground can't take something of that magnitude. |
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:55:03 » |
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Chang could deal with the press releases.
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DMR
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:55:53 » |
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Fuck it I'll play for the opposition so I can spend 90 minutes trying to kick Coca Fola halfway back to fucking Serbia or whatever shit hole country he comes from
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 18:58:28 » |
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I once broke someone's wrist in a school game, high two footed challenge and only got a yellow.  Tackle me at your peril. |
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:01:55 » |
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Fuck it I'll play for the opposition so I can spend 90 minutes trying to kick Coca Fola halfway back to fucking Serbia or whatever shit hole country he comes from
I once broke someone's wrist in a school game, high two footed challenge and only got a yellow. Tackle me at your peril. Fucking hell, split in the dressing room already. |
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Posh Red
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:03:04 » |
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Fucking hell, split in the dressing room already.
It's that clique, now if only we had a strong willed manager who could sort them out |
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:06:52 » |
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That's why he's playing for the opposition, he handed in a transfer request when he found out I was in the side ahead of him.
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dave_bambers_right_sock
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:10:25 » |
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I'll be the Chairman, I have no money, not a clue about running a football club but do have experience and driving a Mercedes (sprinter) |
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:21:56 » |
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Fucking hell, split in the dressing room already.
DMR....the Joey Barton of any side....wonder if he is on Twitter  |
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 19:27:48 » |
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I'll do the scoreboard
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