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GoSWINDON
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« on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:01:16 »

" i always want to feel like i am the last person to go to sleep in the world " 
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Berniman
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:16:25 »

yeah, good luck with that!
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius

When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
GoSWINDON
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:20:49 »

yeah, good luck with that!

im going to bed now . The quote is  from Frank Worthington .

Edit: From George Best's book
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:29:36 »

"Somewhere, nearby, an asylum is always missing a patient"
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GoSWINDON
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:30:17 »

"Somewhere, nearby, an asylum is always missing a patient"

Oscar wilde ?
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:33:44 »

Oscar wilde ?

Shaw Rosso
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:35:13 »

"True friends stab you in the front"

That one is Oscar Wilde  Smiley
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supermarioTV
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:39:31 »

"Somewhere, nearby, an asylum is always missing a patient"


You have been humiliated and have run out of logical argument, and are reduced to slinging insults, poor show.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 01:42:47 »

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Coca Fola

« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 02:03:50 »

'I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.'

'An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'

'I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.'

'Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.'

-Mitch Hedberg
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 04:44:23 »

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

Frank Sinatra.
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DiV
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 06:22:12 »

When the seagulls follow a trawler it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Flashheart

« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 08:41:13 »

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

-Bricktop
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Shaw Rosso

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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 08:43:30 »

A village is missing its idiot

Anon
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janaage
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 08:52:42 »

When the seagulls follow a trawler it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

'When seagulls follow the trawler...'
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