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« Reply #30 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 23:24:40 » |
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"the more I practice the luckier I get"
Jack Nicklaus or Lee Trevino, or some other golfer of that era
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« Reply #31 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 23:24:50 » |
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Am I the only one to think that really, he hasn't ?
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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 23:28:05 » |
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You can send me off every week, we will win this league anyway.
Paolo Di Canio 2012
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going for a poo see you in two
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 23:51:39 » |
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I am fascist, not racist. I do the Roman (fascist) salute to greet our supporters and those who share my ideas. This gesture is in no way an incitement to violence and even less about racial hatred.
HE QUOTE'S WHAT HE WANTS.....
edit:......... Paolo di canio he quotes what he wants
DONT GO DI CANIO
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 08:04:54 » |
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A personal favourite, rather than a genuinly good quote:
"We came, we saw, we kicked their (its) ass"
This slightly missquoted line (with correction) genuinely caused me and a mate about a decade of trying to work out which Vietnam film we heard it in..
It was from sodding Ghostbusters.
Living life on the edge...
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 08:16:26 » |
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Best put-down ever -
Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill:
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 08:24:54 » |
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John Lennon when asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world...
"He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!"
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:03:09 » |
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'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:04:35 » |
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"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered."
George Best
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:06:24 » |
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"Earlier on today apparently a woman rang the BBC and said she had heard that there was a hurricane on the way. Well if you are watching, don't worry, there isn't."
Michael Fish 1987
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:37:59 » |
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Buying a football club is like buying a house
-Bob Holt
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:45:30 » |
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"Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 09:58:49 » |
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"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man."
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 11:44:51 » |
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"Earlier on today apparently a woman rang the BBC and said she had heard that there was a hurricane on the way. Well if you are watching, don't worry, there isn't."
Michael Fish 1987
But Michael Fish was right! And I've no idea where this one's from, but I like it (applied to the USA): The Christian Right is neither. |
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donkey tells the truth
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 12:21:34 » |
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This one?
Bizarrely, that was one I wanted to mention, especially as it was in a book I'm reading and saw it but an hour ago.
One of my favourites:
Has everybody missed game winning shit? |
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