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« Reply #45 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 12:34:13 » |
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Just when you think you've made something idiot proof, God comes along and invents a better idiot...
I didn't say I blame you, I just said it was all your fault...
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 13:17:05 » |
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Has everybody missed game winning shit?
At first I was like...  But then I was...  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 13:17:23 » |
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You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort-out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it."
John Sitton
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 13:19:13 » |
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Now listeners I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay.
He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous I shall only be using his christian name.
I am talking to 'Domingo' in Little Oakley.
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Foggy
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 15:20:50 » |
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Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
-Bricktop
Dont want to be a pedant but it twernt BrickTop, Bullet Tooth Tony maybe? |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 15:26:10 » |
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Some oldies:
"We're all endowed with certain God-given talents. Mine happens to be punching people in the head" - Sugar Ray Leonard
"I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance" - Harold Macmillan
"If work was a good thing, the rich would have it all and not let you do it" - Elmore Leonard
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" - John F. Kennedy
"These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others" - Groucho Marx
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work " - Thomas Edison
And one of my favourites:
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
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Foggy
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 15:29:46 » |
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Australian Cricket crowd to Phil Tufnell....Hey Tufnell..Lend us your Brain, we want to build an idiot.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 15:31:49 » |
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Dont want to be a pedant but it twernt BrickTop, Bullet Tooth Tony maybe?
Right you are
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 15:33:55 » |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" - John F. Kennedy
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work " - Thomas Edison
These are brilliant. |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #54 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 16:10:36 » |
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You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort-out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it."
John Sitton
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #55 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 16:47:21 » |
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I love a good Vince Lombardi quote, two of my favourites are these:
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #56 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 18:48:03 » |
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That there is no knowing, in the sense of written reasons, whether the soul lives on or not, I am fully aware. I do not hope or fear. At least while I am living I have enjoyed the idea of immortality, and the idea of my own soul. If then, after death, I am resolved without exception into earth, air, and water, and the spirit goes out like a flame, still shall I have had the glory of that thought.
Richard Jefferies
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #57 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 18:48:28 » |
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Where were the Germans...but, frankly, who cares ?
Barry Davies commentating on the '88 Olympic Hockey Final, as GB scores their third against Germany.
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« Reply #58 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 21:38:07 » |
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John Lennon when asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world...
"He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!"
On a similar theme, cricket this time Mark Waugh to England Test debutant James Ormond: "F**k me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England." James Ormond: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family". |
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« Reply #59 on: Monday, February 11, 2013, 21:49:09 » |
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on the cricket theme...
"mind the windows tino"
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