Mozzarella legs

here are a few gems from the legend that is PDC made me chuckle

On being appointed Swindon manager:

"A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch."

On his players:

"With some players, if he has a chihuahua character I can't make a chihuahua into a rottweiler. He could be a proud chihuahua but he remains a chihuahua."

On Crawley boss Steve Evans:

"I laughed in the face of 70,000 Man Utd fans when I scored, you could imagine what it would be like if I was worried by the words of him who I've never heard of before."

On mind games with Oxford:

"He [striker James Constable] is a big Swindon fan through and through - the Oxford fans know it."

On winger Matt Ritchie's strengths:

"I couldn't score like that because I had legs like mozzarella cheese. Ritchie's legs are amazing and when he uses them in this way that is when he is capable of what he did."