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« Reply #75 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:53:36 » |
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Ask her straight out if she likes bum fun - and tell her how much you love it. Women love it when you are honest and straight talking.
Maybe that's why Baggins likes Dawn Porter.....clean bums and all that!!! |
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« Reply #76 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:54:39 » |
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me too
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« Reply #77 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:56:13 » |
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love her a little bit that is
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #78 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:06:28 » |
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There used to be a posh bit of bird some years ago called Nyree Dawn Porter....probably best remembered for the Forsythe Saga, which I never watched. However she did the Gerry Anderson attempt at getting away from puppets, called The Protectors...which also starred Man From Uncle and Magnificent 7...Robert Vaughan. Gerry should have stuck to SuperMarionation
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« Reply #79 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:14:28 » |
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Just googled Dawn Porter..... I would
I would as well. [url width=304 height=350]http://i.digiguide.tv/up/0802/1203022800000-636659-DawnGetsNaked-1202317238421.jpg[/url] I also found out she is married to Chris O'Dowd from the IT Crowd.  |
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« Reply #80 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:23:31 » |
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Start flirting with other women that may be in the restaurant - ladies love a bit of competition
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« Reply #81 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:58:15 » |
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Lunch at some restuarant in Oxfordshire.
I took a bird for lunch on Sunday, at some gastro pub in Oxford.....not exactly a date, but convinced her beforehand, to come and look at the art in The Ashmolean....particularly the Impressionist stuff. Birds like that sort of thing... Very difficult to keep my eyes off the young Eastern European waitress in a short skirt mind.. |
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« Reply #82 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 18:12:56 » |
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I took a bird for lunch on Sunday, at some gastro pub in Oxford.....not exactly a date, but convinced her beforehand, to come and look at the art in The Ashmolean....particularly the Impressionist stuff. Birds like that sort of thing...
Very difficult to keep my eyes off the young Eastern European waitress in a short skirt mind..
Who painted that one then Reg? |
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« Reply #83 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 18:24:34 » |
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Who painted that one then Reg?
She'd have looked alright as Toulouse-Lautrec style can-can drinker at the Moulin Rouge.. |
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« Reply #84 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 18:37:53 » |
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She'd have looked alright as Toulouse-Lautrec style can-can drinker at the Moulin Rouge..
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« Reply #85 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 19:23:44 » |
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Very difficult to keep my eyes off the young Eastern European waitress in a short skirt mind..
You love your Eastern Europeans don't you.  What did you make of Bilyana off of The Apprentice last night? |
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #86 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 19:31:47 » |
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First date with the wife was away at Palace in the Zenith Data Systems Cup (remember that?) in 1990.
What a tedious game that was.
I was at that game, it was bloody wet and miserable and I hate Selhurst Park for that reason alone. Dawn Porter is filth |
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« Reply #87 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 19:56:14 » |
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Hello Everyone I'm Back ....
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« Reply #88 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 19:57:58 » |
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Which restaurant?
Went to the Blue Boar in Witney. Not to bad really. Food decent and not massively pricey. |
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« Reply #89 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 20:00:12 » |
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If it's Le Manoir aux Quatre Saisons, you don't need any other advice.
Now this place looks the business. However, do they do the menu in English?  |
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