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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:14:23 »

Have you decided where you are taking her?

Lunch at some restuarant in Oxfordshire.
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:14:39 »

in Oxfordshire.

first mistake
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:16:50 »

The only way is up from there haha
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:18:49 »

Which restaurant?
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:25:54 »

You could crack some jokes to make her feel at ease. Avoid blonde and fat jokes on your first date.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:48:17 »

Lunch at some restuarant in Oxfordshire.

You might want to take your own cutlery.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 10:42:57 »

Which restaurant?

I'll say later ......
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:02:49 »

You could crack some jokes to make her feel at ease. Avoid blonde and fat jokes on your first date.

especially if she is fat & blonde
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:37:54 »

*Sits back, grabs popcorn*

This should be good.

This
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:50:15 »

This

on a seperate issue - which site did you get your avatar from?
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:51:41 »

You might want to take your own cutlery.

Or why not take theirs as a souvenir?
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:52:51 »

Lunch at some restuarant in Oxfordshire.

If it's Le Manoir aux Quatre Saisons, you don't need any other advice.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 11:57:23 »

Make sure to take a lock of your hair to give her and give her a necklace made from you toe nails.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:51:01 »

Brilliant thread!  I'd suggest the following:

- Don't expect her to pay for anything
- Compliment her on her appearance
- Ask questions about her, her job, family etc. ie show interest
- Don't try and feed her her food trying to be romantic as its just awkward!
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:56:40 »

Or why not take theirs as a souvenir?

we used to do this - but with salt & pepper shakers.
Started when she put a salt shaker in my coat pocket in a posh place in Bristol. Since extended to France, Argentina & of course Germany
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