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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:35:11 » |
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Ask her straight out if she likes bum fun - and tell her how much you love it. Women love it when you are honest and straight talking.
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:39:54 » |
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If she fucks on first date then its best to double bag and not fall in love with her
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:47:19 » |
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If a bloke looks in your direction ask him "what are you looking at?" in your most agressive manner then pick up the knife from the table and make a stabbing motion, women love men who make them feel safe
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Red Frog
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:49:10 » |
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Well he's not back on the TEF yet. Is that a good sign?
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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dporter
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:54:07 » |
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It's great to get an insight into the workings of guy's minds! This explains some of the dates i've been on recently!!
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:57:03 » |
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I think you ought to treat the date like a job interview, you being the interviewer of course. Bring out a list of questions, example "So, what qualities do you think you could bring to a relationship?" etc.
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:43:46 » |
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Wear a suit.
No matter where you're going, wear a suit.
Suits are cool.
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Baggins
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:45:24 » |
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It's great to get an insight into the workings of guy's minds! This explains some of the dates i've been on recently!!
Please tell me you are Dawn Porter, the lady who does those slightly dull but oh so watchable documentaries. If you are, I'd like to touch you. |
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:00:47 » |
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ALWAYS wear rippable trousers
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I come from a land down-under
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dporter
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:06:31 » |
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Please tell me you are Dawn Porter, the lady who does those slightly dull but oh so watchable documentaries. If you are, I'd like to touch you.
Haha! Sorry to disappoint but i'm not, wouldn't mind being her though! |
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:23:52 » |
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Haha! Sorry to disappoint but i'm not, wouldn't mind being her though!
So Baggins could touch you...? |
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dporter
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:35:50 » |
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So Baggins could touch you...?
Not on the first date  Totally realised after i'd posted that how it looked, that'll teach me to re-read before posting!! |
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:37:08 » |
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Just googled Dawn Porter..... I would
Baggins has bagged himself a gem there.
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:45:04 » |
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Just googled Dawn Porter..... I would
Baggins has bagged himself a gem there.
I think Dawn Porter was the woman who did those heinous 'So ladies lets talk about moist toilet tissue...........all I want is a nation of clean bums' adverts so no, definitely not. I would however tie her to a chair and torture her to teach her never to do adverts like that again. If thats not Dawn Porter, then I take it all back and probably would. |
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:50:12 » |
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Nope, that's Dawn Porter. I love her a little bit, even considering those ads.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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